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Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« on: December 18, 2005, 06:48:10 PM »
He's of age, and gung-ho about the need to be in Iraq and kill muslims.  He's a 'Real American.'  But he doesn't seem to have any desire to join the US military.   There are plenty of people in the US military that aren't nearly as nutty as CWalker is about killing Arabs so why is he still at home sitting on his ass?

Post your best guess.... and by all means I'd like to hear Cwalker's explanation.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 07:00:49 PM »
i think theyre called back seat drivers...
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 07:11:51 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 07:19:50 PM »
Because he, like Bush, find it easier to sit in their comfy homes and talk about the need for war and how the US is going to win instead of actually fighting in it and seeing how hard things are in the middle east.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 07:24:44 PM »
Someone with so much passion and blind patriotism should be on the front lines with a M-16 right now.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 07:42:20 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

You should at least try the ROTCs', or you can do reserve duty in the summer.  It's actually something I'd recommend, not so much out of patriotism but because I've got several friends who tried it out and came back pretty fit.  Made me kinda envious.

I've done neither, but I have enough experience with the AR-15 and Beretta weapons systems that I could probably ace the field-stripping test. ;D
« Last Edit: December 18, 2005, 07:44:21 PM by Eihtball »
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 08:32:11 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 08:32:35 PM »
Someone with so much passion and blind patriotism should be on the front lines with a M-16 right now.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 09:32:16 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.

I'm just like ya dad.  FInished college..and entering military.

I wonder what my life would be like after i'm done serving... :P
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 11:26:53 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

lmfao well since your on bushs nuts it must be nice to know that he is reinstating the draft, and even college students like myself are no longer exempt.  it used to be you go to college, no war.  now its you finish your semester, then war.

 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 11:48:56 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2005, 11:51:08 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D

for real tho, thats what its gonna come down to.  i aint fightin for shit i dont believe in.

 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2005, 11:55:32 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D

for real tho, thats what its gonna come down to.  i aint fightin for shit i dont believe in.

And I sure as hell ain't dyin' for it.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2005, 11:56:50 PM »
He's a pussy, and he still has a strong allegiance to Poland... he doesn't want to betray his home country by serving in our military.
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

LOL @ this fudgepacker
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2005, 12:10:36 AM »
He's a pussy, and he still has a strong allegiance to Poland... he doesn't want to betray his home country by serving in our military.


hey, hey... leave Poland out of this...
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2005, 12:17:42 AM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.

I'm just like ya dad.  FInished college..and entering military.

I wonder what my life would be like after i'm done serving... :P

His ended up pretty good.  I thought about joining seriously for awhile.  I figured the military would be a much better experience than working or grad school could offer me but Bush being President seriously discouraged me...   Not that I was all gung-ho, but me and my friend talked about it quite a bit... he ended up in the marines and a bunch of other friends from school stuck it out in ROTC. 

See CWalker... its not an either/or situation... saying "I went to college instead" is absurd.  Don't you even know what ROTC is?  You COULD have done both, and you would have even been compensated for it. 

And in case you're too slow to realize it yet... you can STILL join today.  I'll even make it easier for you, just check out the site below:

http://www.goarmy.com/contact/how_to_join.jsp
« Last Edit: December 19, 2005, 12:22:34 AM by Ant »
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2005, 12:53:40 AM »
He's a pussy, and he still has a strong allegiance to Poland... he doesn't want to betray his home country by serving in our military.


hey, hey... leave Poland out of this...

agreed, he's from ukrain not poland  ;D

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2005, 09:47:05 AM »
I went to college instead of the military.

shut the fuck up u go to college....
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2005, 10:23:26 AM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.

I'm just like ya dad.  FInished college..and entering military.

I wonder what my life would be like after i'm done serving... :P

His ended up pretty good.  I thought about joining seriously for awhile.  I figured the military would be a much better experience than working or grad school could offer me but Bush being President seriously discouraged me...   Not that I was all gung-ho, but me and my friend talked about it quite a bit... he ended up in the marines and a bunch of other friends from school stuck it out in ROTC. 

See CWalker... its not an either/or situation... saying "I went to college instead" is absurd.  Don't you even know what ROTC is?  You COULD have done both, and you would have even been compensated for it. 

And in case you're too slow to realize it yet... you can STILL join today.  I'll even make it easier for you, just check out the site below:

http://www.goarmy.com/contact/how_to_join.jsp

Join the intellengence side of the military.
At least ya ain't gonna fight much.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2005, 11:48:21 AM »
Faggot ass Polack took a stay at home quasi Devry course talkin about college. You chump.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2005, 01:28:22 PM »
Faggot ass Polack took a stay at home quasi Devry course talkin about college. You chump.

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2005, 07:15:49 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D
So you are saying that instead of fighting for your country you would run for Canada like a pussy?
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2005, 07:19:13 PM »
See CWalker... its not an either/or situation... saying "I went to college instead" is absurd.  Don't you even know what ROTC is?  You COULD have done both, and you would have even been compensated for it. 

And in case you're too slow to realize it yet... you can STILL join today.  I'll even make it easier for you, just check out the site below:

http://www.goarmy.com/contact/how_to_join.jsp

No you don't understand, I graduated college already. I have already started my career. The military doesn't fit into my plans.

Obviously if we had a draft I would proudly go and serve.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2005, 07:39:12 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D
So you are saying that instead of fighting for your country you would run for Canada like a pussy?

What I'm saying is, if this country tried to force me into a bullshit war involving greed and self-interest, then there are other places on earth that will give me the opportunity to accomplish my goals. Now if this were a war based on defending our country and our citizens, that would be a different story. That doesn't make me a pussy, I'm just not going to risk my life for something that I don't believe in, especially if it doesn't benefit me. Basically, I'm only dying for my family, and that's it.

Now you on the other hand, you're 100% for this war. You agree with the tactics and direction of the war. There's planty of guys in college, but not enough in the military. Does that make you a pussy because you're is still in college where you're not needed? You're needed in the military so why aren't you there yet?

I know it's hard for you to understand being so ignorant and all, but maybe someday you will.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2005, 08:08:34 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D
So you are saying that instead of fighting for your country you would run for Canada like a pussy?

What I'm saying is, if this country tried to force me into a bullshit war involving greed and self-interest, then there are other places on earth that will give me the opportunity to accomplish my goals. Now if this were a war based on defending our country and our citizens, that would be a different story. That doesn't make me a pussy, I'm just not going to risk my life for something that I don't believe in, especially if it doesn't benefit me. Basically, I'm only dying for my family, and that's it.

Now you on the other hand, you're 100% for this war. You agree with the tactics and direction of the war. There's planty of guys in college, but not enough in the military. Does that make you a pussy because you're is still in college where you're not needed? You're needed in the military so why aren't you there yet?

I know it's hard for you to understand being so ignorant and all, but maybe someday you will.

I agree with you on college comment.  I just finished college and shit...and about to move up in military.
It's better to have soldier with degree..they get way more benefits and ranks
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