Author Topic: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?  (Read 1175 times)

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Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« on: December 18, 2005, 05:48:10 PM »
He's of age, and gung-ho about the need to be in Iraq and kill muslims.  He's a 'Real American.'  But he doesn't seem to have any desire to join the US military.   There are plenty of people in the US military that aren't nearly as nutty as CWalker is about killing Arabs so why is he still at home sitting on his ass?

Post your best guess.... and by all means I'd like to hear Cwalker's explanation.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 06:00:49 PM »
i think theyre called back seat drivers...
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 06:11:51 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 06:19:50 PM »
Because he, like Bush, find it easier to sit in their comfy homes and talk about the need for war and how the US is going to win instead of actually fighting in it and seeing how hard things are in the middle east.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 06:24:44 PM »
Someone with so much passion and blind patriotism should be on the front lines with a M-16 right now.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 06:42:20 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

You should at least try the ROTCs', or you can do reserve duty in the summer.  It's actually something I'd recommend, not so much out of patriotism but because I've got several friends who tried it out and came back pretty fit.  Made me kinda envious.

I've done neither, but I have enough experience with the AR-15 and Beretta weapons systems that I could probably ace the field-stripping test. ;D
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 07:32:11 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 07:32:35 PM »
Someone with so much passion and blind patriotism should be on the front lines with a M-16 right now.
 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 08:32:16 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

Ok, you do realize you can do both?  You can join right now.

My dad went to college and served in the military.  Stop making excuses.

I'm just like ya dad.  FInished college..and entering military.

I wonder what my life would be like after i'm done serving... :P
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 10:26:53 PM »
I went to college instead of the military.

lmfao well since your on bushs nuts it must be nice to know that he is reinstating the draft, and even college students like myself are no longer exempt.  it used to be you go to college, no war.  now its you finish your semester, then war.

 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 10:48:56 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2005, 10:51:08 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D

for real tho, thats what its gonna come down to.  i aint fightin for shit i dont believe in.

 

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2005, 10:55:32 PM »
Well if that were to happen, I guess there's always Canada  ;D

for real tho, thats what its gonna come down to.  i aint fightin for shit i dont believe in.

And I sure as hell ain't dyin' for it.
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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2005, 10:56:50 PM »
He's a pussy, and he still has a strong allegiance to Poland... he doesn't want to betray his home country by serving in our military.
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

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Re: Why doesn't CWalker join the US Military?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2005, 11:10:36 PM »
He's a pussy, and he still has a strong allegiance to Poland... he doesn't want to betray his home country by serving in our military.


hey, hey... leave Poland out of this...