what is the most embarrising moment you had?

[hempside]

I was fucking this chicken doggystyle,and fucked around and  farted.she said you feel better know.I said, hell yeah.

(NOW)....since we have spelling teachers on this sit.

[hempside]

^^^^ fuckin chickens is bomb huh?   used to do that when I lived on the farm

You still do live on a farm muthafucka.

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol

[JMan]

man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol

dayum, that must have sucked

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol

dayum, that must have sucked

fah real....i could careless about the bitches in that car. but damn, i cracked my Raider plate on the front of my car lol

[mauzip]

I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here

so you managed to be embarassed in front of....yourself??

[ωεεźγ ғ]

i was caught jacking off by our priest and after the sermon he gave me milk and cookies adn called me up to his room   

[mauzip]

I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here

so you managed to be embarassed in front of....yourself??

you got that right, son

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Hungover on Sunday morning, "My Humps" by the black eyed peas came on the tv...cue horrendous flashbacks of me tryin 2 "shake it" extremely drunkenly in front ov a fine girl from work...clearly not impressd.

[hempside]

man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol

dayum, that must have sucked

fah real....i could careless about the bitches in that car. but damn, i cracked my Raider plate on the front of my car lol

But thats why you had a wreck homie.them hoes had you in a daze.............(pussy!!a niggaz quikest down fall.)"FACE".

[coola]

man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol

haha, gold !