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White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« on: January 02, 2006, 02:32:28 PM »
WASHINGTON, DC—With 2005 drawing to a close, the White House held a special ceremony in the East Room Saturday to commemorate its fifth year without any sort of oral-genital contact within its historic confines. "This administration has upheld its promise to restore dignity to the White House," President Bush said. "I can assure that no one—including myself, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, 'Scooter' Libby, or Condi Rice—has been the recipient, or provider, of the kind of unnatural, depraved, and frankly gross sexual act that, not too long ago, disgraced this office in the eyes of the world." Bush was then joined on stage by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) and Tom DeLay to cut a perfectly square, frostingless vanilla cake made especially for the occasion.


The president and Laura Bush, whose mouths have never touched each other's genitalia.
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2006, 02:44:57 PM »
Where is this from?  The Onion?
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 03:21:17 PM »
Where is this from?  The Onion?

yes.
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 03:23:12 PM »
 8)
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 04:18:23 PM »
lol
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 06:57:06 PM »
bullshit.... bush has been fuckin the white house (and the world) since day 1
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 07:38:57 PM »
lmao
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 10:01:21 PM »

The president and Laura Bush, whose mouths have never touched each other's genitalia.

LMFAO!!!
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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2006, 10:07:17 PM »
WASHINGTON, DC—With 2005 drawing to a close, the White House held a special ceremony in the East Room Saturday to commemorate its fifth year without any sort of oral-genital contact within its historic confines.
I wonder if they'll put this in history books in the future. Great accomplishment.



The president and Laura Bush, whose mouths have never touched each other's genitalia.

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2006, 11:49:28 PM »
no wonder bush is waging wars... he aint gettin no bomb head !
 

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Re: White House Celebrates 5 Yrs w/o Oral Sex
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 04:13:26 PM »
the idea of being given head by Condoleezza Rice is a very disturbing thought.
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