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Anyone else dig Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma etc)

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Lincoln:
That guy is a fucking genius, the movies from the ViewAskewniverse (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) are among my favourite movies. Jay is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, his monologue in Clerks in classic:

Man, I feel good today Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money. And you know what we're gonna go? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy. I'm gonna fuck this bitch I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves! Yo, what the fuck are you lookin' at? I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks? Ya know fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fuckers head, take out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfuckers bag.

Yo what's up baby? What's up sluts? Yeah.

Silent Bob, you're a lewd motherfucker you know that? Cute as hell. I'd like to go down on you, suck you. Line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.

Eww you fuckin' faggot! I hate guys... I love women! What you want Grizzley Adams?

If you haven't seen any, or have only seen some I recommend watching all 5.

Shallow:
Chasing Amy wasn't really a comedy but the small Jay and Silent Bob scene from it was among their best.


I can't wait for Clerks 2.

ecrazy:
Jay is the greatest
"fuck fuck, mutha mutha fuck fuck, mutha fuck mutha fuck noise noise noise"
"20 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe "JUNGLE LOVE" owee owee oh!

Javier:
Yeah they are all great and very funny movies.  The audio commentary in Mallrats is fucking hilarious too. 

Lincoln:

--- Quote from: Shallow on February 04, 2006, 07:12:56 PM ---Chasing Amy wasn't really a comedy but the small Jay and Silent Bob scene from it was among their best.


I can't wait for Clerks 2.

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Chasing Amy had some comedic elements to it, Jason Lee's character's repressed homosexuality (a recurring theme in these movies) is quite funny, but other than that it is a good movie with a really strong storyline.

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