Author Topic: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter (Read 1717 times)

h cottie is bac-tive? · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2006, 11:10:08 PM »

Quote from: -Sikotic- on February 12, 2006, 10:58:16 PM

Last time I checked, quails were alot smaller than an adult.

he was probably dressed up as quailman

WestCoasta · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2006, 01:32:07 AM »

Quote from: J Bin Laden on February 12, 2006, 03:30:25 PM

cheney tryin a kill fools out in the woods then play it off like a accident when he cant seal the deal, what a bitch.

that's exactly what I thought when I read this shit...

it's really probably true

Ðøšïå · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:53:16 AM »

As soon as i heard about this i thought about wedding crashers.

Teddy Roosevelt · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2006, 11:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Ðøšïå on February 13, 2006, 08:53:16 AM

As soon as i heard about this i thought about wedding crashers.

LOL. He gets shot in the ass.

Jeremy Grey: Have you ever shot one of these things before?
John Beckwith: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
Jeremy Grey: I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
John Beckwith: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
John Beckwith: That's a little heavy.
Jeremy Grey: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.

Don Jacob · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2006, 12:10:45 PM »

lol @cheney

virtuoso · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2006, 11:14:32 AM »

The associated press is reporting the man has suffered a heart attack has been shot in the heart. Now I don't know whether this was intentional but its also been reported that the local sheriff was actually blocked from questioning Cheney and that it took 22 hours before they finally let the papers have this story. So once again you see how these maniacal politicians are openly boasting now that they are above the law.