If u won the lotto(1oomill.)

[ThA KiD]

-move to the hills and get the biggest most expensive house on the hill
-buy me and my dad matching sl 65 amgs
-buy my mom a beauty shop so she can ran that shit, cuz she always wanted to do that
-pay for my sis edu at cal
-and pretty much save the rest so my kids, and grand kids and they kids and so on can have a good life

[T-Dub]

- I'd retire my parents and my brother & sister
- make my brother and sister go back to school
- buy my grandparents a house
- buy both of my parents a house of their own
- get a house for me and my lady
- put a few of my cousins through college
- help out some other family members and friends
- travel the world this summer
- get my MBA
- start investing

[Mindless Minority]

Piss away at least a million on whores, drugs, alcohol, holidays within the first year.

After that I'd settle down in a few nice house spread across the world surrounded by the best money could buy.

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

put it all in the bank and invest in bonds and stuff, make sure it grows bigger

take out like 10 million
-pay off all my dad/moms loans, houses, cars etc.
-buy my dad a bmw, new house, see if he wants to retire or not..
-buy my grandfather a cadillac
-buy myself a house or apartment in Edmonton, and Utrecht, and buy a cottage or cabin/house in Whistler
-buy a new pipe, maybe a bong, along with lots of chronic
-go on several trips with friends, travel
-buy my friends various shit
-buy a Porsche for myself.  and a vw corrado to soup up

[hempside]

buy DubCC... and maybe hempside if sikotic would sell him

LMAO!

Well....:
- I'd definitely invest and make my money grow. Why not go to $100 mil to 500 mil.
- Take care of my parents. Buy my dad a yacht because that's one of his dreams.
- Pay for my brother and sister's college education.
- Opening some businesses and acquire some real estate
- Change my name and address so that family/friends who didn't give a fuck about me don't coem out fo the woodwork.
- And hell, enjoy life.

What you been doing with that child support money i been sending you.

[hempside]

jerf off like never before. then i would call my people. I would buy them things. Leave like 50mil on the bank. and share and spend the other 50 on crazy parties, nice clothes, house, car, friends

can i be your friend.

[Sikotic™]

buy DubCC... and maybe hempside if sikotic would sell him

LMAO!

Well....:
- I'd definitely invest and make my money grow. Why not go to $100 mil to 500 mil.
- Take care of my parents. Buy my dad a yacht because that's one of his dreams.
- Pay for my brother and sister's college education.
- Opening some businesses and acquire some real estate
- Change my name and address so that family/friends who didn't give a fuck about me don't coem out fo the woodwork.
- And hell, enjoy life.

What you been doing with that child support money i been sending you.

I saved it up and all I could buy was a pack of gum.

If I win the lotto, I'll send you a dog like mine too.

[Rud]

- wee on the door of where i worked

classic!!

[hempside]

own my own mag.

[Gangstauu]

I can only dream of the things i would do against my school/teachers and my job/boss 

[Liquid-Dogg]

Open up a club in Japan. Fly all my friends over there to work there. And best of all...make it free.  And when the girls leave the club with a guy, they're forced to take a contraception to help the guys out from making the girls get up the duff.    (happened to me twice now, and abortions are a bitch)....and don't preach about condoms because at the end of the day...you don't eat a banana with the skin on...it tastes so much better peeling the skin first (that's a metaphore for saying it's better without a raincoat on, lol)

[Mindless Minority]

Open up a club in Japan. Fly all my friends over there to work there. And best of all...make it free. And when the girls leave the club with a guy, they're forced to take a contraception to help the guys out from making the girls get up the duff. (happened to me twice now, and abortions are a bitch)....and don't preach about condoms because at the end of the day...you don't eat a banana with the skin on...it tastes so much better peeling the skin first (that's a metaphore for saying it's better without a raincoat on, lol)

I know fellas like you. They have STI's.

The stupidity of thick squaddie twats never ceazes to amaze me.

[K A I N]

Open up a club in Japan. Fly all my friends over there to work there. And best of all...make it free.  And when the girls leave the club with a guy, they're forced to take a contraception to help the guys out from making the girls get up the duff.    (happened to me twice now, and abortions are a bitch)....and don't preach about condoms because at the end of the day...you don't eat a banana with the skin on...it tastes so much better peeling the skin first (that's a metaphore for saying it's better without a raincoat on, lol)

The Yakuza will send you back to England 

[Liquid-Dogg]

Open up a club in Japan. Fly all my friends over there to work there. And best of all...make it free. And when the girls leave the club with a guy, they're forced to take a contraception to help the guys out from making the girls get up the duff. (happened to me twice now, and abortions are a bitch)....and don't preach about condoms because at the end of the day...you don't eat a banana with the skin on...it tastes so much better peeling the skin first (that's a metaphore for saying it's better without a raincoat on, lol)

I know fellas like you. They have STI's.

The stupidity of thick squaddie twats never ceazes to amaze me.

haha, at least people like me get checked up every month at the clinic. and anyway, got a permenant gf now, so no need to worry about that.
    it's the dick heads that don't get checked up that are the cunts!  They think it couldnt possibly happen to them so they just leave it...that's when you spread it around. every time i sleep with a bird i don't know i get checked up. and so far the girls i've been with are clean. so go fuck yourself you iognorant fuck with your stereotypes!

[Mindless Minority]

Open up a club in Japan. Fly all my friends over there to work there. And best of all...make it free. And when the girls leave the club with a guy, they're forced to take a contraception to help the guys out from making the girls get up the duff. (happened to me twice now, and abortions are a bitch)....and don't preach about condoms because at the end of the day...you don't eat a banana with the skin on...it tastes so much better peeling the skin first (that's a metaphore for saying it's better without a raincoat on, lol)

I know fellas like you. They have STI's.

The stupidity of thick squaddie twats never ceazes to amaze me.

haha, at least people like me get checked up every month at the clinic. and anyway, got a permenant gf now, so no need to worry about that.
 it's the dick heads that don't get checked up that are the cunts! They think it couldnt possibly happen to them so they just leave it...that's when you spread it around. every time i sleep with a bird i don't know i get checked up. and so far the girls i've been with are clean. so go fuck yourself you iognorant fuck with your stereotypes!

It's stupid son, no matter which way you look at it. Would never go bareback on a slag anymore.... Done it a few times, decided to get checked up, and had something to show for it, if you know what I mean (not serious like). Making birds get an abortion cos you refuse to wear a johnny is bang out of order (how do you even know they are pregnant?)