Dick Cheney's Suite Requirements

[h cottie is bac-tive?]

So i was checkin out the smoking gun the other day and i come across this article. it's fuckin hilarious some of the things this idiot needs.

       Here's The List:

Queen or King Size Bed
Desk with Chair
Private Bathroom
All Lights Turned On
Temperature set to 68 degrees
All Televisions tuned to FOX News
Microwave
Coffee Pot in Suite (Brew Decaf prior to arrival)
Container for Ice (and where ice dispenser is located)
Bottled Water 4-6 bottles
Diet Caffeine Free Sprite 4 cans
Hotel Restaurant Menu
Newspapers ---- NY times, USA today, Wall Street Journal
Extra lamps

here's the full article: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0322061cheney1.html

[Sikotic™]

All Lights Turned On

HAHAHAHA!!!! He's afraid of the dark.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Diet Caffeine Free Sprite 4 cans

I sence an endorsment coming. "Diet Caffeine Free Sprite: The Soda of the White House"

[white Boy]

[h cottie is bac-tive?]

my fav is the desk with chair...since it's so rare to find them both together