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Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PMActually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits periodAre you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit...
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 10, 2006, 02:59:29 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PMActually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits periodAre you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... It hurts when I poop
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 03:01:08 PMQuote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 10, 2006, 02:59:29 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PMActually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits periodAre you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... It hurts when I poop then stop taking it in the ass...
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 10, 2006, 03:03:49 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 03:01:08 PMQuote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 10, 2006, 02:59:29 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PMActually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits periodAre you serious? That's pretty sad if you can't enjoy the pleasure of taking a shit... It hurts when I poop then stop taking it in the ass... There's a cut up in my ass so it hurts when I shit
I got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue". I was like
Quote from: Larrabee on April 10, 2006, 03:54:02 PMI got a crazy fortune cookie story. This one time, a friend of mine ate a fortune cookie and forgot to crack it open and remove the fortune. He just popped it right in his mouth and ate the damn thing, paper and all. I guess it got caught in his throat or something and he started coughing, eventually coughing the fortune out. It read "Patience is a virtue". I was like Woulda been better if it read, "Fuck! We almost had it..."
It hurts when I poop
There's a cut up in my ass so it hurts when I shit
And getting it from behind is the worst cuz you don't see it comin..............Shit is fucked up
I'm gonna get your ass
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:49:14 PMI'm gonna get your ass Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies...
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 12, 2006, 01:55:50 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:49:14 PMI'm gonna get your ass Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... Who said they was fantasies?
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 02:13:10 PMQuote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 12, 2006, 01:55:50 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on April 12, 2006, 01:49:14 PMI'm gonna get your ass Please, keep me out of your butt-fucking fantasies... Who said they was fantasies? Well, it's pretty self-evident that they aren't fantasies (hurts to shit, cuts in your ass, etc.), but I want you to keep me out of your lifestyle...I'm simply not into that shit. <pun
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