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KOTR Tournament/WCC Wrestling League
Sikotic™:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
M Dogg™:
--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on October 21, 2009, 08:33:37 PM ---*Beautiful by Christina Aguilera plays on the speakers. We see the three mysterious people from Remorseless make their way out with another guy. The audience looks at them disgusted and somewhat astonished. When they get to the ring, the three guys try to help the fat lady out of the wheelchair. After two failed first attempts, they are finally able to pull her up. They try to roll her into the ring, using all their might and effort and finally succeeding. The fat guy grabs the wheelchair and throws it into the ring, while the other two yell at him for throwing the wheelchair so recklessly. They all get in the ring, help the fat lady back into the wheelchair, and grab mics to speak. The first guy who was telling everyone to shut up talks first.*
Guy #1: SHUT UP! I SAID SHUT UP! Listen to me biznatches. I'm the reason you ball-sacks are here. My name is Slinky. Ya'll mofos are stinky. Better pay me my respect, or I'll come and break ya necks! Screw you all, ya'll the lamest! Fuck the World, I'm the greatest!
*The fans wonder what the hell is going and why Slinky is yelling. The fat lady begins to speak.*
Fat Lady: Ya'll show some respect and love to Jesus. Do 35 Hail Marys! They call me Food Fryer cause I like them fried foods! Ya'll are wondering who we are. Well, we got a beef with Sikotic. And ya'll can tell what happens when there's beef; I eat the beef up!! Sikotic, you's a fake a liar! You take advantage of peoples like me!! So I teamed up with these three musketeers to bring your ass down!! I'm gonna sue your ass! But before I do, we gon bring your ass down boy! You have a TLC match this Sunday right? Well, when you least expect it it'll become a TLCW Match: Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Wheelchair!! And then we'll bring your career down; first fasssttt, then slowww, then fassstt!! HAHAHAHA!! OHHHH YESSSS!!
*The fans start a "We want Bearer" chant as Food Fryer sounds like the legendary Paul Bearer. The other fat guy with "Dim" written on his shirt begins to speak next.*
Guy #2: Dahhhhh. My name is Dim. It's my name cause I Dim others intelligences. Sikotic, you're a big meanie. Dahhhhh. And for being a meanie, we gonna have to bring you down. Dahhhhh.
Slinky: Yo, shut up you dumbass! And all ya'll idiots shut up!!
*The third guy who wasn't seen before talks next.*
Guy #3: Yo, they call me Riprap. Ya'll didn't get to see me at Remorseless cause I didn't know we would be appearing. But if I was there, Sikotic would've been shaking in his boots! And come this Sunday, ya'll see why I'm called Riprap!
*They all drop their mics as Beautiful hits the speakers again. Slinky, Dim, and RipRap help Food Fryer out of her wheelchair and exit the ring as well. They make their way to the back as the fans are still in awe at their presentation.*
--- End quote ---
GREATEST PROMO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGeesta:
*AG's theme hits the speakers. He makes his way out with sunglasses and his newly won WCCWF Canadian Title draped over his shoulder. The fans boo him as he comes down the ramp and enters the ring. AG holds the belt with one hand, climbs to the second turnbuckle, and holds the belt high. AG then grabs a mic and begins to talk...*
AG: This Sunday, the WCCWF has its Road to Prestige event. And as announced on WCCWF.com, I will team up with the US Champion P. Nelson to take on two mystery opponents. You see, the reason why they remain a mystery is because P. Nelson, and more specifically me, are two of the absolute BEST in the business today. So to give us a challenge, WCCWF Management won't announce the opponents. But it's no matter, because we'll come out victorious at Road to Prestige!
*The fans boo AG and his arrogance. *
AG: Also announce for this Sunday is a Feral Fourway match to determine a #1 Contender to my WCCWF Canadian Title. The four competitors? Dollar Bill, Still Dre, HD, and Grim. Let me run down all four of these guys. Dollar Bill and Still Dre; two losers who are lucky to even be around in the WCCWF. I'm guessing WCCWF management keeps them around to be jobbers. Seriously, these guys are so horrible they make Eugene look like a mat technician!
*A small "Eugene" chant starts in the crowd.*
AG: Next is HD. He has an impressive resume. The first King of the Ring...wait a second; he was CO King of the Ring. He couldn't even win that on his own. No matter. He's a three-time WCCWF Champion! Although...none of those title reigns lasted more than 2 months. But let's not forget, he's also a former WCCWF World Heavyweight Champion! But, that barely lasted 2 months. Hmm, what does that mean? It means that while he has an impressive resume, he's nowhere NEAR my level.
*The fans boo AG again and him putting down HD. AG then takes off his glasses.*
AG: And finally, Grim. A 2-time WCCWF World Heavyweight Champion. A 3-time WCCWF US Champion. The only dual champion in WCCWF history, twice! And the 2009 King of the Ring Tournament winner. I didn't have a problem with you Grim till you stuck your nose in my business. You should have stayed in that burned casket and never returned you big fire loving freak. If you win, I'll make you regret your decision of coming back, and more importantly, sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Mark my words Grim; you will never, and I mean NEVER beat me for MY WCCWF Canadian Title.
*The fans boo AG much louder now.*
AG: And SIkotic, don't think I haven't forgotten about you. We might not be on the same roads right now; but soon, and I mean VERY soon, I'll show you why you're nothing more than a washed-up, fat chick in a wheelchair loving loser! When you're done with the three stooges and the opera singer, you better prepare yourself, homie.
And I promise i will end this year undefeated. I'm gonna be the longest reigning undefeated champion of all time!
*AG drops the mic and exits the ring as his theme plays and the fans boo him.*
Mo Z. Dizzle:
Lucifer's Predictions:
Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown = Team Raw wins
Orton vs. Cena = Cena wins
Taker vs. Punk vs. Batista vs. Rey = Taker wins; pin; clean
Miz vs. Morrison = Morrison wins; pin; clean
Raw Divas vs. Smackdown Divas = Smackdown Divas win; clean; pin
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Grim's Predictions:
Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown = Team Raw wins
Orton vs. Cena = Cena wins
Taker vs. Punk vs. Batista vs. Rey = Taker wins; pin
Miz vs. Morrison = Morrison wins; pin
Raw Divas vs. Smackdown Divas = Raw Divas win
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Submitted by: Lucifer; Grim; M Dogg; P. Nelson; Wykid; AG; E-Crazy; Sikotic
Waiting on: MGA; HD
Due date: Sunday October 25th, 2009 at 7PM EST (4PM PST).
All reminders have been sent.
J.D. Wykid, Esq.:
*WYKIDS NAME SPELLS OUT ON THE JUMBO SCREEN AS "CALM LIKE A BOMB BY RATM BURSTS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS. THE CROWD ROARS AWAITING WYKIDS PRESENCE. THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE ARENA TRYING TO LOCATE THE MYSTERIOUS ONE. THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND THE MUSIC STOPS. CAMERA FLASHES AND CELL PHONES ILLUMINATE THE ROWDY CROWD. A COUPLE OF SECONDS OF DARKNESS AND SILENCE GO BY WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LIGHTS AND MUSIC COME BACK ON AS WE SEE WYKID STANDING ON THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! THE CROWD ARUPTS WITH JOY AND PASSION LETTING WYKID KNOW THAT THE FANS ARE BEHIND HIM 100%*
*WYKID GRABS A MIC AND ENTERS THE RING.*
I've been here for a few months now and I've done EXACTLY what I said I would do. I've had some of the best matches in WCCWF HISTORY. I've shed blood, sweat and more blood, and its all FOR YOU!!!*THE CROWD GOES WILD* My match at R2P is just a technicality, because I AM the #1 contender for the US Title. Hell, I should be the US Champ!! *THE CROWD STARTS TO CHANT "YOU-SHOULD-BE-CHAMP!"* You go* dam*ed right I should!!! I was screwed last month and the month before!! P. Nelson, you little b****, you better count your blessings that Dizzle decided to have mercy on you. If it werent for Dizzle having pitty on you, I would take your title and beat you within a centimeter of your pathetic life. You barley escaped our last two encounters, and when we meet again, I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE you will NOT walk out of the arena on your own two legs. Hell, you will be lucky if you leave the arena in anything other than a body bag!! But thats next month, and you have about 3 weeks left in purgatory, before I send your ass straight to HELL!!!
So lets talk about whats going to happen tomorrow. Its funny MGA, I really have no problem with you. You just happen to be at the wrong place and the wrong time when Dizzle booked you in this match. MGA, I wouldnt blame you if you decided to forfeit our bout. I wouldnt even blame you if you decided to skip town altogether!! This Sunday its gonna get messy. This Sunday its gonna get bloody. This Sundays is gonna be some down right diabolical sh**!!! *THE CROWD SCREAMS, ANTICIPATING THE TASTE OF BLOOD* There isnt a special stipulation for our match. Its not a TLC fight, its not a monsters ball, its not a hell in a cell, its not even first blood. But I have 2 months of anger thats building up and waiting to explode like St. Helens. So MGA, you have been warned. This will not be pleasurable for you. You might not even live to fight another day. So think long and hard before you step in this ring with me. It just might be your last time.
*THE CROWD ERUPTS WITH APPLAUSE AND CHEERS AS THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND "CALM LIKE A BOMB" - RATM PLAYS THROUGHOUT THE ARENA. THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND WYKID IS GONE BUT THE MUSIC IS STILL PLAYING.
KING AND JR HYPE THE MATCH AND ECHO THE WARNINGS OF WYKID TO MGA. KING AND JR MENTION THAT THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN WYKID THIS INTENSE OR FOCUSED IN HIS TENURE WITH WCCWF. THEY PREDICT THAT THIS MATCH WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES*
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