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KOTR Tournament/WCC Wrestling League
STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER:
--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on January 25, 2007, 06:02:42 AM ---stilldres Predictions: im going safe this time
Match 1 - Royal Rumble Match:
Choice 1 - hbk
Choice 2 - Undertaker
Choice 3 -orton
Match 2 - Last Man Standing WWE Championship Match
Cena (c) vs. Umaga = Cena wins
Match 3 - World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy = Batista wins by pin
Match 4 - ECW Championship Match
Lashley vs. Test = Lashley wins by pin
Match 5 - Tag Team Match
The Hardys vs. MNM = hardys win by pin
--- End quote ---
Mo Z. Dizzle:
a video announcement from Mo Z. Dizzle on WCCWF.com regarding the 40-Man Battle Royal:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is yours truly, Mo Z. Dizzle.
As you may or may not know, the WCCWF will be having their next PPV event this Sunday called Battle of the Barons.
For this event, there will be a 40-man Battle Royal; and it is a very star-studded Battle Royal indeed as there are some of the best wrestlers from everywhere competing in this huge match.
However, 3 of the stars that were previously schedule cannot make it. The following three stars are:
La Parka, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Bob Sapp.
La Parka has some Visa issues and therefore cannot make the trip.
Jim Duggan is still suffering from injuries after receiving a Con-chair-to and has been adviced not to take part in this match or his career can end permanently.
Bob Sapp has legal issues with his contract that he signed with K-1.
But I am Mo Z. Dizzle; and in replacement of these 3 stars, I have gotten 3 legends!!
Now I cannot tell you who they are, but tune in tomorrow night to Smackdown and you will see who these three WCC Legends are!!
Trauma-san:
Well, Let The Suspense Be Over, Because I'm Here To Spoil The Surprise And Announce My Return To The Ring, This Sunday At Battle Of The Barons!!! Mo Z Dizzle Keeps Telling Me I'm One Of The Three Legends, But I've Never Heard Of These Other Punks, So I Think He's Lying To You Good Fans... We All Know There's Only 1 Legend On This Board Who Can Back Up What They Say And That's Me... I Won't Say The Name Because You All Already Know It Anyways.... I Already Put That Bitch E Crazy Out Of Commission Back Stage.
I'd Also Like To Let Everybody Know That I Will Be The Final Entrant Into The Battle Royal, According To My Agreement With Mo Z. Everybody Knows That When You Step Into The Ring With Me, You're Gonna End Up Traumatized!!!!
M Dogg™:
*M Dogg walks down to the ring, loud boos are heard, but people are dancing to the song Ballin'*
You hate me, you love my music, IT'S DIPSET BITCH!!! Everyone is wondering, what I feel about the Rock, man FUCK THAT JABRONIE! I have had it up to here with this so called icon. All he ever does is make wacked movies. His so out of touch with the real world, he can't see that his movie career is worst off than a 60 year old Stallon. Arnold is a bigger star than him, and his a washed up steriod addict. I'm surprised his heart ain't explode, but he can get more money in the box office than Rocky. I mean, come on, today's action hero, Vin Diesel has more hits than you homie.
*The Rock comes out, the crowd goes nuts*
The Rock: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COMEBACK TO DUBCC WRESTLING
M Dogg: um Rock, this is Dip...
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THIS IS!!!
*The crowd chants "Rocky, Rocky, Rocky"*
Rocky: M Dogg, you little jabronie, you called out the Rock by saying my lines, you haven't even done anything thing, what have you done, wear pink and say "No Homo"? Listen hear, you may have these people fooled, with your wannabe DipCC title, and painting the title pink. Come on, what kind of man wears pink and purple. A Candy ass man. You like thinks up your butt, your monkey butt, you SWEET CANDY ASS. So this is what the Rock is going to do for you, the Rock will shine up his boot, spit shine it, make it nice and shinny...
*from behind, Sikotic nails the Rock from behind, Jim Ross is screaming "It's a set up, they set up the Rock", Sikotic leaves Rock a bloody mess. As Sikotic walks to the ring to celebrat with M Dogg, the Rock looks up, angry and very hurt*
M Dogg: HA HA Rock, YOU MAD!
Sikotic: It looks like I stuck a foot up your Candy Ass... No Homo!
Mo Z. Dizzle:
first set of reminders were sent out last nite; second set will be sent out tonite.
and now a promo:
*the camera goes backstage to Mo Z. Dizzle on his cell phone*
So you will be appearing at the Battle of the Barons and be a part of the 40-man Battle Royal?.....
That's good to hear, it'll definitely be a surprise for everyone and help to boost the sales!.....
Alright then I'll see you Sunday night
*Dizzle hands up and in walks in a WCC Legend, Trauma*
Dizzle:Trauma, just the guy i wanted to see
Trauma: What's up Dizzle?
Dizzle: Well Trauma, I heard you go out there and say how you're going to be the last man entering...
Trauma: And? is there a problem with that?
Dizzle: Sort of...you see...
Trauma: Dammit Dizzle, you promised me the last spot in the Rumble!
Dizzle: Now wait just a second, I never promised you ANYTHING!
Trauma: Yes you did you lying mule!! I remember the negotiations quite vividly
Dizzle: Alright alright; arguing isn't going to get us anywhere. The problem is Bz Mak has been guaranteed the final spot in the Battle.
Trauma: So what are you planning on doing about it?!
Dizzle: Well, I can't take away what I've given to him. But I can give you the second last spot in the Battle. How does that sounds?!
Trauma: I would've liked the final spot and second last doesn't quite cut it.....but I am a fighter and survivor; So I'll take you up on this offer. BUT MAKE SURE IT DOESN"T HAPPEN AGAIN!
Dizzle: Yes, it won't happen again.
*Trauma leaves Dizzle's office. Just as Dizzle is about to sit down, the Rock barges in and grabs Dizzle by the collar*
Dizzle: What's the meaning of this?!?!
Rock: I'll tell you what the meaning of this is!! Those two jabronis, M Dogg and Sikotic, set me up!!
Dizzle: What the hell are you talking about?!
Rock: This is what I'm talking about you pile of monkey crap!!
*Rock points at his bloody head that's been taped up*
Dizzle: That wasn't my doing!!
Rock: Know your damn role and shut your damn mouth jabroni! Let The Rock make one thing clear to you. The Rock did not sign up for this 40-Man Battle Royal to be impersonated by two pink-wearing, purple-dressing, "no homo" saying toody-poo candy asses!! So the Rock is going to give you two option; either you do something about it, or The Rock will take matters into his own hands. And if The Rock has to take matters into his own hands, The Rock will have to check those strudel-loving giant peices of Monkey feces into the Smackdown hotel at the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive!!
Dizzle: Well Rock, since they are a tag team, I do have a suggestion. In the Battle, there is one man who's been your partner and knows you quite well. And I'm sure that he'd be willing to help you out against DipCC. Now you'd have to convince him to appear but I'm sure you can do that.
Rock: What in the blue-hell are you talking about?! First you say that he's in the Battle and now you say I have to convince him to appear?? Have u been eating too much pie Dizzle?
Dizzle: Think for a second Rock, and you'll figure out what I mean.
*Rock stands there for a while, thinking...then slowly smiles*
Rock: Ahhh, I see what you mean Dizzle. The People's Champ will do just that.
Dizzle: Exactly, and I'm sure it'll work out
*The Rock and Mo Z. Dizzle shake hands as the camera goes back to the ring*
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