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SHOCKING NEWS: COMPUTERS ARE TOOLS OF SATAN!

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J Bananas:
According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.

Teddy Roosevelt:
And if you combine one of each of Japan's coin currency (500, 100, 50, 10, 5, 1) you get 666. So don't go to Japan, or buy or use any of their products. In fact don't even talk to someone whose been to Japan.

africas seed:
 :rant:
fuckin copmuters. i always knew these things were blocks of pure evil.

QuietTruth:

--- Quote from: Grand Marquis on April 14, 2006, 11:03:46 AM ---According to numerologist Christians, computer use should be avoided at all costs, and here's why: the Bible says the "number of man" is "6", so numerologists juxtapose the English alphabet alongside an incremental addition of the number "6" (A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, and so on). If you add the cumulative value of the letters that spell the word "computer", you wind up with "666", the "mark of the beast"!
I hope you feel ashamed of yourselves now as you sit behind your sin box contributing to the godless western degredation of society.


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???

Ya lost me

QuietTruth:

--- Quote from: africas seed on April 14, 2006, 12:02:33 PM --- :rant:
fuckin copmuters. i always knew these things were blocks of pure evil.

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Then I guess that makes Gates a devil  :firedevil:

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