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Paul:
just watched the ecw one night stand 2005, and it shits all over 2006 and this years one, classic ecw action, feel, to it
the mike awsome v tanaka match is crazy
this years one was embarrasing compared to it
Mo Z. Dizzle:
Article On Wrestlers Who Shouldn't Be Alive
Posted by Steve Carrier on 07/04/2007 at 08:37 PM
Maxim has an article called "They Shouldn't Be Alive" featuring wrestlers they think should have died already due to their lifestyle, with odds on them making it to 2008. Below are a few wrestlers whom they mention:
The Ultimate Warrior
Age: 48
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 20 to 1
Why he should be dead: For the better part of the late '90s, we actually thought the Warrior (his legal name since 1993) was dead. His disappearance from the ring sparked countless rumors of his demise, but the man once known as Jim "Justice" Hellwig is still alive and delivering rant-filled speeches to directionless college kids all over the country. The clip proves his brain is mostly dead, so his (probably) steroid-riddled body can't be far behind.
How he'll die: Years spent screaming at the top of his lungs and tying off his joints to make his veins pop result in an explosive brain aneurysm during one of The Warrior's tirades.
The Iron Sheik
Age: 67
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 5 to 1
Why he should be dead: As Howard Stern fans already know, the Sheik has a bit of a drinking problem, along with a volatile temper that makes Ron Artest look like John Stockton…in short shorts. Plus, we're pretty sure there's nothing but tumors underneath that mustache.
How he'll die: We're guessing bear attack. It's a long shot, but given the unlikely circumstances that have taken the lives of other professional wrestlers, it's not entirely unreasonable.
Ric Flair
Age: 58
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 8 to 1
Why he should be dead: We were shocked to find out that Nature Boy was born in 1949 rather than the late 1800s. It's obvious that he still has all the style and charisma that made him a legend, but he's also spent more time in the sun than the pyramids. Skin isn't supposed to be bright orange, unless it's on top of a delicious bowl of macaroni and cheese.
How he'll die: Flair will tragically choke to death in a feather boa accident. During the autopsy, doctors will find that his skin was replaced with that of a beanbag around 1989.
Dusty Rhodes
Age: 41
Odds that he'll die before 2008: 10 to 1
Why he should be dead: Even when Dusty was in his prime, his man boobs suggested that the American Dream spent as much time with Bit-O-Honeys as he did with barbells. Now that he has no reason to exercise, he has a regular seat in every rib joint south of Delaware.
How he'll die: Can you overdose on barbecue sauce? If anyone can find out, it'll be Dusty.
You can read the full article at Maxim's official website
http://nodq.com/wwe/185602593.shtml
lmao at the Sheik and Rhodes comments
here;s the rest of the article: http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7618
im surprised Scott Steiner wasn't mentioned
MontrealCity's Most:
Dusty rhodes is not 41 lol
Paul:
--- Quote from: Keepin it real in 07 on July 04, 2007, 11:11:16 PM ---Dusty rhodes is not 41 lol
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makes him the same age as shaun michaels :D
AlerG:
--- Quote from: Bigg Paul on July 05, 2007, 10:02:02 AM ---
--- Quote from: Keepin it real in 07 on July 04, 2007, 11:11:16 PM ---Dusty rhodes is not 41 lol
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makes him the same age as shaun michaels :D
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that smilie always makes me chuckle :D
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