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If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)

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coola:
^ yep, cheap way to get an I.D on yourself.

Machiavelli:
In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.

coola:

--- Quote from: Machiavelli Iz Alive + Active on April 30, 2006, 09:06:27 AM ---In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.

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florida LOL only death there is of natural causes  ;D

Machiavelli:

--- Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2006, 09:29:49 AM ---
--- Quote from: Machiavelli Iz Alive + Active on April 30, 2006, 09:06:27 AM ---In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.

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florida LOL only death there is of natural causes  ;D

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lol yeah theirs lots of old people

Deeez Nuuuts:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"

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