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If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
Now_Im_Not_Banned:
--- Quote from: Deeez Nuuuts on April 30, 2006, 09:36:45 AM ---You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"
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Great movie...
Now_Im_Not_Banned:
--- Quote from: Sunset Marley Iz Working On Getting Active on April 30, 2006, 07:52:11 PM ---I love this thread, lol
^^what movie are you talking about?
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It's from "Snatch"...
Now_Im_Not_Banned:
--- Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2006, 11:08:11 PM ---
--- Quote from: BombFirst on April 30, 2006, 10:53:19 PM ---Here's a link to tha story:
http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html
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that is fucking insane. props on the info.
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Yea...Now you need to listen to Big Lurch - "I Did It To Ya"... :stir:
Don Seer:
a lake.. weigh that shit down..
unless you have the stomach for chopping up bodies...
Floydness:
--- Quote from: Chief on April 30, 2006, 12:21:45 AM ---
--- Quote from: User on April 29, 2006, 05:52:24 PM ---Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
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pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?
--- Quote from: Floydness on April 29, 2006, 09:37:57 PM ---Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
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thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence. ;)
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well... I would only kill someone if they killed someone I love... :)
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