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I'm going on Vacation to Mexico.

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Trauma-san:
Yeah, I'm tired of this working for a living bullshit in our country, I'M GOING TO MEXICO!

When I get there, here are my plans.

1. I'm not going to get a visa or anything legal, as a matter of fact, I'm leaving my wallet at home, I won't need it in Mexico.
2. I'm just going to walk across the border, and head towards the city, with my whole fucking family.
3. When my whole family and I get there, I'm going to go the hospital, and they need to treat all of us for free for dehydration and whatever else might ail us during our visit.  I'm not paying for any of it.
4.  I'm going to get a job, but I'm not going to pay taxes, fuck it.
5.  Also, I want the job to pay me at least 4 times what I'm making here in America.
6.  Since my wife has two kids and won't be working while she raises them, I want the mexican government to give her a paycheck just for the hell of it.
7.  I also want the mexican government to give her free food, and free clothes for our kids.
8.  I also want the mexican government to give my children a free education.
9. I want the teachers in my kid's mexican school to all speak english, fuck spanish.
10.  When my wife goes to pick up her free paycheck, I want the people behind the counter to all speak english, and I want them to pronounce her last name with a proper southern accent so as not to disgrace our family.
11.  I want all the signs and shit on mexican government owned property to be in English.
12.  I want a free mexican drivers license so I can easily obtain all my other free shit from the mexican government.
13.  I want every mexican police officer to speak english.

and finally, if my demands are not met, I want to get every white person in mexico together and raise a bunch of bullshit out in the streets until the free paychecks start coming for our wives.  I mean come on, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALLLLLLLLLL IMMIGRANTS!!!!! WE'LL MARCH THROUGH THE STREETS, SINGING THE MEXICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH, BECAUSE HOT DAMN EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL OF US!!!!

ahem !!! (Mexican national anthem, in english)

Mexicans, at the cry of battle
prepare your swords and bridle;
and let the earth tremble at its center
at the roar of the cannon.

Oh fatherland
Your forehead shall be girded with olive garlands,
by the divine archangel of peace
For in heaven your eternal destiny
has been written by the hand of God.

But should a foreign enemy dare to
profane your land with his sole,
Think, beloved fatherland, that heaven
gave you a soldier in each son.

War, war without truce against who would attempt
to blemish the honor of the fatherland!
War, war! The patriotic banners
drench in waves of blood.

War, war! On the mount, in the valley
The terrifying thunder of the cannon

And the echoes nobly resound to the cries of
Union! Liberty!

Fatherland, before your children
Become unarmed beneath the yoke their necks in sway,
And your countryside be watered with blood,
On blood their feet trample.

And may your temples, palaces and towers
crumble in horrid crash,
and ruins remain saying:
The fatherland was made of one thousand heroes.

Fatherland, fatherland, your children swear
to exhale their breath in your cause,
If the bugle in its belligerent tone
should call upon them to struggle with bravery.

For you the olive garlands!

For them a memory of glory!

For you a laurel of victory!

For them a tomb of honor!

Trauma-san:
Oh, did I mention that with such a bloody national anthem, the Mexican government is like the only major country on the earth that has never won a war?  I mean... even the fucking FRENCH won 1 war. 

Sikotic™:
Good luck. I bet 30 pesos that you'll get shot by #2.

King Tech Quadafi:

--- Quote from: Trauma on May 01, 2006, 09:55:19 PM ---Oh, did I mention that with such a bloody national anthem, the Mexican government is like the only major country on the earth that has never won a war?  I mean... even the fucking FRENCH won 1 war. 

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whatever sense u made with the first post u are slowly threatening with your second one. Tread carefully my son. The raza is sleepin now. By tomorrow, the pinata will explode.

Javier:
Bitch at NAFTA before you bitch at illegals. 

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