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BizzyR.I.P.:

--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 03, 2006, 03:54:17 PM ---^^here's one:



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No he's not, he cheated on Manjula with the slushy lady :laugh:

Teddy Roosevelt:
What about you BombFirst? I here you're an eligable bachelor. ;)

Teddy Roosevelt:

--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 03, 2006, 04:07:27 PM ---hmm, maybe his cousin is single, Sanjay:


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BTW Sanjay is Apu's brother. If you ever make that mistake again, I'll kill you.

Mo Z. Dizzle:

--- Quote from: Detox is (not) coming... on June 03, 2006, 04:52:57 PM ---
--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 03, 2006, 04:07:27 PM ---hmm, maybe his cousin is single, Sanjay:


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BTW Sanjay is Apu's brother. If you ever make that mistake again, I'll kill you.

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my humble apologies, the village way lol

Teddy Roosevelt:

--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 03, 2006, 05:28:47 PM ---
--- Quote from: Detox is (not) coming... on June 03, 2006, 04:52:57 PM ---
--- Quote from: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 03, 2006, 04:07:27 PM ---hmm, maybe his cousin is single, Sanjay:


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BTW Sanjay is Apu's brother. If you ever make that mistake again, I'll kill you.

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my humble apologies, the village way lol

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Homer: No, don't kill me.  I didn't know there was film in that camera
       in that hat!  I was unaware.  I was unaware!  [sobs]
Apu: Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me.  In my village this is the
       traditional pose of apology.
Homer: Oh.
  Apu: You know, now that I think about it, it may be a little
       confusing.  Many have died needlessly.
-- The price of tradition, "Homer and Apu"

Apu reveals the true purpose of his visit.

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir.  At first, I blamed you for
       squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.  So
       I have come to work off my debt.  I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling _what_, now?
  Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that!  Karma can only be portioned out by the
       cosmos.  [slams door]
  Apu: He's got me there.
-- Homer teaches about karma, "Homer and Apu"

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