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Don Seer

Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2006, 01:08:51 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.




 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2006, 01:17:32 PM »


America would be good, but America will never have players like Brazil has.

I honestly think America would dominate if we cared about soccer. In America, our best athletes play one of three sports: baseball, basketball, or football (American). The only people who play soccer are the worst athletes and they get made fun in schools and called gay and nerds for doing so.
Just like the U.S. dominated in the World Baseball Classic? Or how about in international basketball?? :laugh:
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2006, 01:18:28 PM »
Amerian soccer -> a suck ass version of European soccer, whether you'd care about it or not
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2006, 01:25:07 PM »
Results at the 2004 Olympics in Athens

Puerto Rico 92 USA 73
USA 77 Greece 71
USA 89 Australia 79
Lithuania 94 USA 90
USA 89 Angola 53
USA 102 Spain 94
Argentina 89 USA 81
USA 104 Lithuania 96

2006 World Baseball Classic

Round One
March 7
USA 2, Mexico 0
March 8
Canada 8, USA 6
March 10
USA 17 vs. South Africa 0 (stopped in 5th inning due to Mercy Rule)

Round Two
March 12
USA 4, Japan 3
March 13
Korea 7, USA 3
March 15
USA 1, Mexico 2  The United States are eliminated from the competition.

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2006, 01:28:24 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.


basketball is actually a Canadian invention ;D.
and american football is more dangerous than rugby so the pads r needed, but rugby is still the better game. 8)
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2006, 01:34:04 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.

Hank Hill: "Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2006, 02:31:32 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.

I doubt u would want to step in the box against someone throwing 96 mph and actually attempt to hold the weight of a bat and hit it
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2006, 02:32:53 PM »
Hank Hill: "Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
that's my favorite episode

"Butterball is dead to me"  :laugh:
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2006, 02:33:28 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.

I doubt u would want to step in the box against someone throwing 96 mph and actually attempt to hold the weight of a bat and hit it

or get tackled by a 300lb defensive lineman
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2006, 02:34:46 PM »
Hank Hill: "Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
that's my favorite episode

"Butterball is dead to me"  :laugh:
Bobby: "Why do you hate what you don't understand?"
Hank: "I don't hate you Bobby!"
Bobby: "I was talking about soccer"
Hank: "Oh yeah, I hate soccer"
 ;D
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2006, 02:37:08 PM »
"eat mud, I said eat it!"  >:(

"coach I think I ate too much mud"
 

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Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2006, 02:37:49 PM »
I am an American. Everything I say or do is important.

Let me take you down to an even 250 pal.
NO MORE WAR
 

Don Seer

Re: The USA will crush and humiliate all of its World Cup opponents....
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2006, 02:38:50 PM »

Baseball -> American updated version of english girls game rounders. 

Basketball -> American invention.

"American" Football -> updated version of english rugby, girly pads added.

I doubt u would want to step in the box against someone throwing 96 mph and actually attempt to hold the weight of a bat and hit it

or get tackled by a 300lb defensive lineman

uhh cricket? .. just as fast as baseball.. just more skilled....


anyways.. this is an off topic post. _locked_

i bet ya'll cant even name an american soccer player.. retards.