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Doggystylin:
Why dont jew's name their daughters Sue?
Sue is a verb to jews

who was the greatest jewish chef?
hitler

how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays

*Why are there garbage cans at white weddings?
-To keep the flies off of the bride.

*Why is the Cracker's ass so flat?
-Because he brother's pecker is so little.



-A pregnant Italian woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma, asleep for nearly six months.

When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."




-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh


Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!

Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."

.:R-E-L:.:

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how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays


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:-/  :o...and 2 tha rest (of tha Jew ones)..... :-/ :-/

E. J. Rizo:
those mexican ones are funny as hell

Tha_Reverend:
LOL.  Those are good.


I got one.


What is tha difference between a Pizza and a Jew?













Pizzas don't scream when they are put in tha oven.






-Tha Rev

Sikotic™:
damn the jewish/ashtray one was cold as fuck lol

the parrot one was funny as hell too

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