Author Topic: your favorites from simpsons epidsodes? (Read 1220 times)

reguLAtor · « **Reply #45 on:** September 18, 2006, 11:02:45 PM »

Bart gets 'drunk' off of an ALL SYRUP squishy from the kwik-e-mart and joins the cub scouts. The next morning he is trying to figure a way to back out and Marge tells him he has to livewith his decision. Homer interrupts with something like :
"Marge, it's important for the boy to learn how to weasel out of things. It's what seperates us from the animals......(long pause) all except the weasel.

Don Jacob · « **Reply #46 on:** September 18, 2006, 11:44:13 PM »

i liked the hurricane one where marge is all praying in the basement to end the hurricane and as soon as she does the hurricane stops and homer laughs and goes "ha ha, he fell for it" ....i dont' remember how it went exactly but it went something like that.

WestCoasta · « **Reply #47 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:36:04 AM »

Quote from: Don Jacob on September 18, 2006, 11:44:13 PM

i liked the hurricane one where marge is all praying in the basement to end the hurricane and as soon as she does the hurricane stops and homer laughs and goes "ha ha, he fell for it" ....i dont' remember how it went exactly but it went something like that.

haha ya when she starts praying the storm stops and he says "he fell for it... way to go Marge" hahah

WestCoasta · « **Reply #48 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:42:24 AM »

when Kirk Van Houten gets divorced

Kirk: "Homer, I'd like you to meet my new lady, Starla
she's gonna help me get my singing career off the ground"

Starla: "Can I get the keys to the car lover? I feel like changin wigs"

*screech*

Kirk: "My car!" *cassette tape flies out of car* "Ohhh, my demo tape!"

*Homer picks it up, looks at the nerdy picture of Kirk*

Homer: "Can I Borrow a Feelin....

"

Kirk: "Go ahead Homer, laugh at me"

Homer: "But I already did"

Mr. O · « **Reply #49 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:57:04 AM »

Quote from: West Coa$t on September 19, 2006, 01:42:24 AM

when Kirk Van Houten gets divorced

Kirk: "Homer, I'd like you to meet my new lady, Starla
she's gonna help me get my singing career off the ground"

Starla: "Can I get the keys to the car lover? I feel like changin wigs"

*screech*

Kirk: "My car!" *cassette tape flies out of car* "Ohhh, my demo tape!"

*Homer picks it up, looks at the nerdy picture of Kirk*

Homer: "Can I Borrow a Feelin.... "

Kirk: "Go ahead Homer, laugh at me"

Homer: "But I already did"

LMAO

Rish · « **Reply #50 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:18:52 PM »

Quote from: Bomb-A® on September 15, 2006, 11:38:08 AM

Some classic homer quotes

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!