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shiiiiiiiit!!!!

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Doggystylin:
man, mothafuckin animal control and all that shit piss me off, today my dogg was loose and somehow one of those patrol people or whatever the fuck they are saw him and so i guess they know its mine, so they come knockin on my door sayin , hey your doggs loose again, looks like were gonna have to send in another warning notice to the house owner, im like fuuuuuck, i was so fuckin pissed i wouldnt let the guy go.

i was like, whaatt, then why the hell are all these other doggs runnin around on my street and you dont do shit about that? hes like, look, you dont tell me what i do and dont do. and im like, well i am, so what the fuck are yo gonna do about it, so the bitch is like, thats its, your gettin a fine......this point i was fuckin fired up, im like who the fuck says you can give me a fine for this?. hes like its the city law blah blah blah, im like, naw its just that you have nothin better to do so you just go around givin tickets to those who have loose doggs you fuckin wannabe cop, so hes like, if you want ill call in the police, im like

FOR WHAT!!?!?!, cause my dogg is talkin a walk so he can shit?, so then im like, whatever you can give out all these tickets but thats all you can do, and hes like well, i get off duty in a few hours, want me to stop by?, so by this point my dogg finnally came to me and i had him so hes like alright, ill send your fine and notice in the mail and drove off, fuckin jackass, we already got one notice and that was enough for the home owner he was already pissed, and he never liked my dogg. so either we give up the dogg or we move out the house OMG i wanna fuckin rip that fuckers head off >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

MidnightPills:
you see thats why i don't like dogs... my little puck puck ran across the streets once... then when i went after her.. i got a j-walking ticket!! DAMN!

Suga Foot:
Shit that sucks dogg

Mr.Pac-Man:
damn....thats scandulous!!! damn......toy cops....they aint got no life so like u said they come and try to mess with people who have lives!!! damn wannbe cops......they mad cuzz they work for minimum wage!!!  

btw....what kinda dogg u got homie!!!  i suggest u try to fight the notice if u can!! if not give it to your relative or a good friend to take care of him!!

Doggystylin:
word pac man, yeah i got a pittbull mut, his mama was some ugly whore, but his daddy was a playa

anyways this shit sucks major dick, im gonna miss the fucker, ill see if i can have a friend take care of him

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