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Real American:
.....NO JACKING OFF DURING RAMADAN!!!!!!!





http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan


Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website

Yaakov Lappin Published:  10.04.06, 19:55 




Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
 

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the

 
month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

 

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

 

Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day's fast?"

 

"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.


 

'Drink water while standing'

On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

 

He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.

 

"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin," Khameini ruled.

 

The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.

 

"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Narrator:
So?  You're not allowed to, either.  You're supposed to be afraid God will send you to hell.  Of course, that's technically true...but I'm gonna send you there regardless of whether you're masteurbating or not.

King Tech Quadafi:
i dont masterbate durin the day cuz that breaks ur fast...but fuck that shiit, im abstaining from my girls delicious pum pum this month, at least god can give a nigga a pass and let me get ma occasional beat on before i go to sleep...bad enough im not blazin this month...gotta sleep somehow


who cares sunni muslims dont follow irans clerics

J Bananas:
if god is merciful and sympathetic with the human spirit he will gladly give you a pass, i dont know if i could blindly follow a god who wasnt

Digital Pimpin':
So what's "unintentional discharge"? A wet dream?

And damn, who doesn't intend masturbation? You do it or you don't.

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