It's May 13, 2024, 12:57:19 AM
hmmm once my friend and i were high ass hell and i had the munchies like crazy. all he had was some 1 week old stale ass cornbread but i figured it will do. I had cotton mouth like a bitch and attempted to shove a big ass piece of dry cornbread in my mouth and when i swallowed it, it got stuck in my throat. i couldnt breathe at all and my friend was just laughing saying "yo this is like one of those commercials where sum1 dies and the other kid is just laughing." he thought i was playing but after about 45 seconds my dumbass got the idea that i should drink some water or im gonna die. so i drank some water to help that shit go down but that shit sucked. then we laughed for like 20 minutes. damn i loved smoking weed.
"damn, all these peeps are going somewhere else in their life, but they're all on the same path..."
oh shit i forgot the best one we were at a empty house more like a flat wed been smokin for a while anyway i went to go have a piss and me thinking the sink was the toilet i pissed in the sink then reliasing i moved to try and piss in the toilet but turned the wrong way and ended up pissing in the bath
i make great decisions while im high so cant think of none....
Juss the other weekend at a m8s place, I went to heat up some knives, w/out knowing the heat was on low. A m8 of mine thought I had 3 or 4 spots to myself and went to check up on me when he noticed the low flame. I was there for a good 15-20 minutes, already faded like a mofo