Punchlines with Athletes/Sports references

[Citizen-Y]

"Buy you ice like Kobe wife, we're sorta like Goldie right, I will make you a celebrity overnite"

[MontrealCity's Most]

This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...

"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
 - Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"

"Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
Boo a nigga at home, yup I'm in my prime but
He's by far the best player on the team
Then they turn around & drop him to the bottom of the line up
Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
Cuz this the only city he got somethin to prove
And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Cuz you can't be the man when you're on the same team as Jeeter"
 - Joe Budden "Broken Wings Freestyle"

"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
 - Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"

"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
 - Cyssero "I'm a Rider"

Looks like Joe budden know his sports uh

[Eddie G.]

"Y'all muthafuckas know me/I smoke a lot of weed/Sayin' fuck a pass like Kobe" - Snoop in "The Wash"

"I'll run through they ass just like Jerome Bettis" - Hi-C

"I run through holes like Walter Payton, on the daily/I got your main bitch swallowin my babies" - The Game

[StevenQBosell]

I don't remember the whole verse, but I will never forget this line by Defari

Feelin good,
Like when the Lakers Traded Vlade

  And that was so true too...

[H. Chad]

i hardly rate kanye as a mc but this line is hot

"We hit the spot to chill, with the Fuki grill, She ordered Kobe beef like Shaquille O’Neal" - Back Like That Remix

[floatin_above_everything]

"Who slam harder? Onyx or vince Carter?"

[The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES]

Just about every Joe Budden song/freestyle

[The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES]

One I can remember

Rappers fly high then got suicidal
Tryna imitate Jim Jones endin up like Cory Lidel

[WC Iz Active]

One I can remember

Rappers fly high then got suicidal
Tryna imitate Jim Jones endin up like Cory Lidel

great line!

[Wild_Elmo]

Bitch my dick is authentic like a throwback jersey, ask yourself are you Worthy?

-jayo felony

[1980DRE]

"You ain't heard the latest, Weezy F. the greatest, battle anybody nigga fuckin' wit ya favorite
It's a new game and I'm the coach like Avery
Leave it to the flow and get the dough like a bakery"

"Young Carter darlin', understand I am Michael Jordan ballin'
Yes, I'ma dog, I'm a Hoya homie
I'm a boss and ya man's just an employer mami, lemme upgrade u"
-lil wayne - upgrade you-

[Bch]

ras kass..

when i rhyme im taking off from the baseline with my nutts in yo face like scottie pippen as oppose to flippin chickens'

defari bit ras .. cuz ima make you U-C-L-A like Ed O Bannon

like chris webber u callin for Sudden Death cuz you callin for time outs when u got no time left

'now ima drop the bomb like a one-armed wide reciever'

[kevlar]

"I drop the mic and do the Heisman pose" - King Tee

[ωεεźγ ғ]

The quaterback well protected from the Warren Sapp
The young heart attack, i spit that cardiac- Lil Wayne

[MontrealCity's Most]

" Im golden like the boy de la hoya "

- Me