Author Topic: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!  (Read 365 times)

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Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« on: November 18, 2001, 07:45:05 PM »
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Just when we thought Eminem could shock us no further, the singer proves us wrong. The angst-ridden rapper has been spotted holding hands and kissing Kim Basinger on the set of the film they are shooting together.

The actress, who at 47 is 18 years older than the singer, is playing his mother in the film, which is based on Eminem's life story. The Oscar-winning actress is separated from her husband Alec Baldwin and Eminem, 29, has finally divorced his wife - also called Kim. A source on the set of the film, The Detroit Project, says, 'Kim was apprehensive at first there is nearly a 20-year age difference but after a while she thought, "He's very cute and he has a great body."

Eminem was flirting with her from the moment she came on set.' Kim's character is modelled on Eminem's own mum, Debbie Mathers, who sued her son for $7 million for defamation.


Ha!  I bet he just loves crawlin up in that old wrinkly poon.
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2001, 07:53:41 PM »
Either eminem's pretty desperate these dayz or he just like tha name Kim.........lol
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2001, 08:19:30 PM »
Man dont front, she may be 47 but she was once one of the hottiest women in hollywood. I dont think many people can say they have fucked Kim Bassinger. Eminem can now say that. Plus they might get a long, love is more than physical form, its about personality & soul.

Man, i'm pretty sure there is not many 47 year old woman i would fuck (i'm 19, my limit is 30), but Kim would be one of those, & i aint even into blondes that much
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2001, 11:18:55 PM »
Yall guys betta be happy that Em is just fucking her. If he was Brotha Lynch he'd KILL HER AND THEN FUCK HER AND THEN CUT INTO SLICES AND EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2001, 11:56:53 PM »
Haha Em loves dat old wrinnkolld puss.
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2001, 12:30:43 AM »
Yo, first I heard that he was fucking Kim's character in the movie, and now I hear he's fucking his mom's character (Kim Bassinger) in the movie.  Yo.... whatever, good for him.
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2001, 05:19:41 AM »
That article seems fake... for some reason, the writing seems almost sarcastic...

-Big BpG
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2001, 07:04:03 AM »
Ha! I Knew There Was Sexual Tension Between Em And His Mom. LOL... The Classic Oedipus Complex.
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2001, 07:08:20 AM »
its 100% bullshit! they were saying em was fuckin beyonce after the brits this year n that was bullshit too, i promise u there will neva b any official confirmation or proof
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2001, 07:26:31 AM »

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Ha! I Knew There Was Sexual Tension Between Em And His Mom. LOL... The Classic Oedipus Complex.


LOL.. Trauma gets all freudian on us  ;D
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2001, 09:20:26 PM »
Good point Siberian_Wolf.

There are a lot of hot women over thirty y'all, a lot are hotter than Kim B. too.  For instance, Susan Lucci, Suzanne Sommers, Cindy Crawford, etc. etc.  You telling me you wouldn't give Cindy the schlong Engies???
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2001, 09:23:07 PM »
Cindy is bombastic. Im sure she has a special training set to keep her puss from wrinkling.
 

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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2001, 11:37:02 PM »
He could pull nearly any bitch and he goes for her  :P(it might not be true thought)
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Re: Slim Shady is Fuckin Kim Bassinger!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2001, 01:56:09 PM »
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Yall guys betta be happy that Em is just fucking her. If he was Brotha Lynch he'd KILL HER AND THEN FUCK HER AND THEN CUT INTO SLICES AND EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D


"U BETTER PRAY, WHEN U SEE ME PUT THAT 9 UP N THAT PUSSY HOLE......COK IT BAK SLOW..............
ROK IT BAK & FORTH, WAIT 4 THE NUT THEN LET MY TRIGGA GO BOOOOM!" KIM BASINGER "PUSSY GUTS ALL OVER THE ROOM!!!"
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