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[KURUPTION-81]

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The Kersal Massive are the stars of a cult internet video. The video features three boys (MC Mack, Little Fuckin' Kev and Ginger Joe) rapping . The video was submitted by the three youths into a competition run by 679 Recordings , with the hope of winning the grand prize of a 'Kano ' brand BMX The Kersal Massive did not win the competition, but the video was leaked to the internet, eventually appearing on the user-generated content site YouTube and almost immediately began to generate enormous interest.

Much like the Star Wars kid phenomenon, the original video has become a popular internet meme generating many video responses, hommages and spoofs , such as "The Persil Massive", which takes the familiar structure of the original and uses it to consider the perennial problem of which washing powder to use.

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Lyrics Kersal Massive

(MC Mack)

This is the Kersal man dem C Mack yeah

Featuring Little Fuckin' Kev yeah

Over there in that corner

Is our boy Ginger Joe yeah

We don't fuck about.

Kick it, Kev.

(Little Fuckin' Kev)

Got on tha bus with me day saver

Smoked a reefer in da corner

Laid low

Did a Grand Theft Auto,

(MC Mack)

In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo

Y'know how we roll with them backseat hoes

On we go

H S B C we do them graphs

An' we got the money cos we know how to rap!

Yeah, an' that's a fuckin other one, and we don't fuck about.

Levenshulme ain't got shit on us yeah (Little Fuckin' Kev) Shit on us

Pimpin!

You know that fuckin... tell 'em Joe how the fuck it is man

(Ginger Joe)

Yeah man, yeah man

(MC Mack)

Levenshulme can go fuck that shit yeah cos we know how to do it,

Kersal Massive, you know that,

Fuck.

Peace.


Critical responses of kersal massive

Much critical speculation focuses on MC Mack's choice of theme: HSBC has not commented on this lyric, and MC Mack has also remained silent, but he seems to be implying that the high profit margin from his rapping career ("An' we got the money cos we know how to rap") has given rise to the need for adequate banking facilities. Another possibility is a reference to bank robbery ('grafting'); MC Mack may simply be expanding Little Fuckin' Kev's Grand Theft Auto , lyrically describing the theft of an automobile (the '05 V6 Clio twin turbo' of the second verse) to rob a branch of HSBC bank.

The performers seem too young to drive, much less "roll with them backseat hoes", and the V6 Renault Clio is a mid-engined car, possessing no rear seats for the aforementioned hoes to sit in, (although of course they could be referring to gardening implements) Renault have no plans at present to release a turbo version of the Clio, still less a twin-turbo version. The brief episode described here seems, on a cursory reading, less than coherent, but on closer inspection one unearths the possibility that the events portrayed by Little Fuckin' Kev are the result of hallucination: after getting on the bus with his day saver and smoking a reefer in the corner, the young narrator may have been describing a drug induced psychedelic experience .

Little Fuckin' Kev's interjection "Shit on us" may, prima facie , appear to be an attempt to rap in unison with MC Mack when the latter says "Levenshulme ain't got shit on us yeah". But those in the psychoanalytic school of critical theory have interpreted this ejaculation "shit on us" as an accidental pun . Somewhat akin to the famous 'freudian slip , an accidental pun is an equivocal phrase in which one meaning is overt, conscious, and usually obvious and the second (or other) meaning(s) are unconscious , hidden, and often perverse . From this psychoanalytic perspective then, Little Fuckin' Kev's interjection in during MC Mack's flow expresses his unconscious desire to be shat upon by Kersal Massive's rival crew from Levenshulme. This deeply perverse desire , it has been argued, stems from the deeply frustrating and repressing conditions of civilisation in which man's most pressing impulses are outlawed and tabooed

Ginger Joe features only briefly in the video to say "Yeah man", and some have lightheartedly suggested he may be the group's manager, producer or dealer.

Affiliation With Manchester Public Transport

In the rap on line 7, the first of Little Fuckin' Kev's Lyrical Bout, Kev states that he got on the bus with his day saver. Day Savers allows unlimited bus journeys for a whole day for £3.20 (or £3.50 at peak times). This is contradictive of MC Mack's claims of having "the money cos we know how to rap" as the day saver is a money saving public transport promotion. This claim of utilising public transport also draws ambiguity to Little Fuckin' Kev's masculinity. MC Mack states that "In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo Y'know how we roll with them backseat hoes". If this statement is true then why would Little Fuckin' Kev travel on a bus? After many discussions the following conclusions have been drawn.

Little Fuckin' Kev is too shy to ride with "backseat hoes".

Little Fuckin' Kev is worried about possible accidents that may occur while riding in a twin turbo car underage with hoes seated to the rear. Which would offer a distraction to the driver.

Or maybe Little Fuckin' Kev purchased a day saver ticket prior to obtaining a private automobile and didn't use his ticket up. This means that Little Fuckin' Kev felt that he had to ride the bus to use his ticket but still kept his badboy reputation by smoking a reefer in the corner. I feel that this embarassment of riding public transport and using a "day saver" ticket finally got to Little Fuckin' Kev as he "laid low". This may of led to him questioning his bad boy for life attitude. In which he soon proved by commiting to Grand Theft Auto.

Contrary to this "rude as" nature MC Mack states that "H S B C we do them graphs" This may mean that he commits to statistical data handling.

Finally, attention needs to be drawn towards the possibiliy that the boys may have anarchic tendencies. MC Mack finishes this prolific rap by saying "Fuck. Peace.". This can be infered in two ways. The first is that after the rap Mc Mack feels the only way to vent his adrenaline and anger towards the Levenshulme population is by saying a swear word (fuck), but also feels the need to enforce the idea of non-violence upon the rap's listeners (peace). The second is that Mc Mack dislikes peace and decides to reflect this sadistic side of his personality by commenting his views on peace (fuck peace).

[Bedford Iz Active]

In a way...This is further evidence to proving 7 out of 10 white folk can't rap (No disrespect). If i can i'll get around to showing another video...Of some white boy getting thrashed in a clash. Oh josh why'd you have to take up MC'ing...

[Samoan Enforcer]

that was more embarassing than funny.

[swangin and bangin]

that might be shawn nutt
but they sound better than dipset

[Diabolical]

No white dudes can rap, except Em.

[Cheese]

that might be shawn nutt

Shawn nutt is worse

[KURUPTION-81]

you cant class these guys as rappers there just little kids, thinking they can rap.