Most hilarious Bizarre quotes

[Jip]

he released that album called "the hannicap circus" or something

[The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES]

he released that album called "the hannicap circus" or something

Yeah, the gay ass beats turned me off of it though.  That phone call comedy skit was gold though.

[big mat]

lmao, i never look for him but some of these quotes are funny as fuck

[Just Another Sunny day in California]

oh shit

Devils Night-

Ten years is what I'm facin
Police breakin in my house, Lil' Bow Wow in the basement

haha

lol

[Raphael]

D-12 - Rap Game

"I'm too fucking retarded, I don't give a fuck about my dick, that's why I'm dating Lorena Bobbitt"

[Lil White Azz]

He has too many hilarious rhymes to quote....but I want to post his verse on "pistol pistol", cause I actually liked it....

This nine'll turn a softy to a hard rock
It'll make Jehovah's Witnesses, think before they knock (Sorry, sorry!)
It'll make your grandmother come out of a purse
it'll make Limp Bizkit, get rid of Fred Durst (Ha ha!)
It'll make Holyfield start fightin
it'll make Ma$e say "Fuck church!", and go back to writin
It'll make Shyne say he sound like Biggie Smalls
it'll make R. Kelly - give respect to Aaron Hall
It'll make Christopher Reeves start walkin
it'll make a dog with no voice, suddenly start barkin
It'll make a nun turn to a filthy slut
it'll make the hardest pitbull, turn to a fuckin mutt
It'll make a Muslim dye his hair blonde
It'll make the redneck start to read the Holy Qu'ran
It'll make Ike stop beatin Tina
it'll make Slim Shady - fall back in love with Christina
Christina Aguilera... HA HA HA HA!