name drop keystyle

[Lex Boooger]

i make niggas go deaf and blind like Hellen Keller
grow jheri curls and beef wit Jerry Heller
send em off to neverland wit Jermaine Jackson
make em act like lil boys and get cum in they face by Michael Jackson
i have a sick mind but not as sick as Mel Gibsons
cut all the tongues outta Kiss' mouths while they playin their gibsons
ill make ya go racist like Michael Richards
ill make ya choose a tranny over Denise Richards
like Charlie Sheen
then slap u so hard your voice goes monotone like Ben Stein
Lex Boooger is the lyrical Albert Einstein
E=MC2 = me
where the bitches at R Kelly? i gotta pee
after that i gotta go to Best Buy to pick up a Nintendo Wii
even if i have to kill a bunch of people waiting in line because thats what Lex Boooger does
i have more street cred than 2Pac does


ill have part 2 later that was only a practice session



 

[WestCoasta]

you on fire Lex, keep em comin

[Samoan Enforcer]

that was really good dog keep it up

[MontrealCity's Most]

Booger trying to name drop crazy in his keystyle
but to me he sounding more like urkle trying to freestyle
so let me break it down and teach you how to rhyme
yu like vanilla ice you cant rap nice even if you tried
Name dropping like youre  game talking bout Dre
youre lines are so bad they should lock you up like trey....
Dee..z nuts on a chin like n.w.a
dropping cool rhyme for me is like child's play

Cooling it on dubcc and the g spot its where its at
Truth, bananas, sikotic's smackin kuffi's and peelin caps back
Check out the h___ __ spot and get some dope tracks
Got me Da lench Mob today that shit was crack
No not the dip its The m-o-s-t kickin the flava
talking bout r. Kelly Im golden like the boy de la hoya
So im gona kick it and leave you on that note
And remember to prop me cuz my freestyle is so dope

[Lex Boooger]

im feeling cat scratch fever like Ted Nugent
maybe ur french lets battle in french ok i speak it fluent
le walkin de personne baddest du da im vous êtes juste un wannabe
vous parlant à de mon chien sur l'écorcement de pms
ill give someone who doesn't know french $100 to guess what i said
while i merk this person so badly he feels a rush of blood to his head
like Coldplay
but hes not gay
how do i know that? I caught him masturbating to a picture of Lisa Simpson
now your butthurt like the jews were when they were dissed by Gibson
by the way you spelt my name with 2 o's and not 3
so why the hell am i acting like this dude dissed me?
cuz i treat shit like this like its a normal discussion
me battling is a piece of cake i scare people away like loud percussion
that would brake the sound barrier
MTL ashamed his balls can't get any hairrier
battling Lex Boooger can't get any scarier
WHAT

[MontrealCity's Most]

fuck the Ted nugent the only cat i scratch is youre moms
battle me is like sending u.s troops to viet-nOM
You dont realy speak french fluent its evident
and to tell u the truth the words you spoke were quite  incoherent
We suppose to be dropping rhymes and clever name play
so this is my sequel; like cusin day-day
friday was yesterday and today is saturday got the fever
mess around with me and get kicked off like tigger
back to travolta as i continue my mission
you beating me is like str8 up pulp fiction
Mtl city is where im at
the home of elisha cuthbert and dj A-track
Yes I spelled youre name with 2 o's and not 3
cuz there 2 o' In h-O-m-O  not 3
Dont want my balls to get any hairier
This is the end of the battle so disapear like Harry Potter

[QuietTruth]

fcuz there 2 o' In h-O-m-O  not 3

OoOoOh shit. OoOoOh shit. It's over. OoOoOh, homie.

[Lex Boooger]

you crazy? i already raped you on the keys similar to what Mike Tyson did to Robin Givens
the credibility of myself is equal to Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippens...
together, my ability can withstand any weather by myself
Boooger don't need no muthafuckin help
you already flopped like Jamie Foxx in 'Stealth'
WARNING! the words that come out of Booogers mouth can be bad for your health
it'll be a matter of time before i blow up and have some serious wealth...
similar to Bill Gates, you will still be in 'Misery' like Kathy Bates
you're so typical with the mom and homo jokes
step ya game up you sound like Gary Coleman from Different Strokes

[Lex Boooger]

somebody move this to the battle board this shit is fun!

[MontrealCity's Most]

If youre Lex Booger i guess that make me superman
Yes my rhymes are as typical as having my dick in yure moms hand
so after this third verse the war of words is over
youve already been forgotten like fred durst
Youre bisket's limp oh yes my style is stealth
and yes the herpes in youre mouth are bad for you health
as for me, i come cleaner the mister
you jordan and pipen shoulnt be in a rhyme togther
You style is more like tinkerbelle or minie mouse
and tell youre gf to stop calling i aint down with big mamas house
Youre like martin lauwrence youd ont mame me laugh
and you come off bullshitting like youre dat nigga daz
my rhymes are dope like kurupt in the early 90s
my beats keep the foes hoppin like the d.r.e
wanna keep beefing i go for another 16
but its too late for that i already declare victory

[QuietTruth]

The art of getting robbed
This is how we do QT CT style boy you know what I'm sayin?

Yo the bottom line is I'm pissed and I want some dough/
So I'ma rob these niggas like they don't even know/ i.e. Jim Jones/
Sike nah he cool cuz I rolled up on him and said give me ya bonus/
He came back wit oh fo' sho' you know this/
Took his cash like homie you bogus/
So for fun I pick pocketed Wayne cuz his pants sag so slow he wouldn't even notice/
Ran into Pap on the street after he signed wit jive/
Told nigga to give me half of his 1.5/
Turned the corner and bumped into Lil Cease and started to tease/
When he handed over his chain I was like where it be???/
Hopped across the coast to rob Games gun/ til I found out he had only few bodies on his, dun/
Laughed and changed my mind, Lil Kim had more crabs than son/
So I went back to NY and told 50 Cent to give up Bucks/
He gave me the rapper til I was like ur money you dumb fuck/
Left after that incident and headed to the N.O. where Birdman offered me his sneaks/
I showed him the clearance rack and told him I don't steal shit that's already free/
Swooped over to Atlanta and snatched up Outkasts plaques/
I offered Andre a normal outfit in exchange for them back/
When I caught up with Michael Jackson I started singin' give me your 'Skriller, Skriller'/
He told me I stole his song and sued me for his copyrighted material/
I bounced after that and snuck into Busta's dressing room and grabbed his knot/
He sent his body guard after me and I let off a shot/


[Madd Rapper]
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal
So our ones can be bigger
QT how it feel to rob an industry nigga

This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal
So our ones can be bigger
QT how it feel to rob an industry nigga

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

i want to have the final say so my name is Z
n someone called me the first lady of dubcc
if you got some balls ---> then battle me
i dont need balls to show you my capacity
you gotta watch out nigga cuz my fingers on the trigga
n ill "be still looking all good" like rah digga
move back motherfucker! like Kweli would say
cuz i dont wanna waste ma time, maybe another day

[Fuck Your Existence]

fuck the Ted nugent the only cat i scratch is youre moms
battle me is like sending u.s troops to viet-nOM
You dont realy speak french fluent its evident
and to tell u the truth the words you spoke were quite  incoherent
We suppose to be dropping rhymes and clever name play
so this is my sequel; like cusin day-day
friday was yesterday and today is saturday got the fever
mess around with me and get kicked off like tigger
back to travolta as i continue my mission
you beating me is like str8 up pulp fiction
Mtl city is where im at
the home of elisha cuthbert and dj A-track
Yes I spelled youre name with 2 o's and not 3
cuz there 2 o' In h-O-m-O  not 3
Dont want my balls to get any hairier
This is the end of the battle so disapear like Harry Potter

+ mutha fuckin 1 homie...it was a wrap after that homo line...good shit