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Who do you think is the funniest character on Scrubs?

JD
7 (26.9%)
Turk
1 (3.8%)
Carla
0 (0%)
Dr. Cox
13 (50%)
Kelso
0 (0%)
Janitor
3 (11.5%)
Elliot
1 (3.8%)
Doug
0 (0%)
Ted
0 (0%)
The Todd
1 (3.8%)
Jordan
0 (0%)
Laverne
0 (0%)

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K.Dub

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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2007, 12:19:53 PM »
Scrubs >>>>>>>>>> That 70's Show.

easily ;D
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2007, 02:45:17 PM »
The more you post the more I am tempted to add quotes. ;D But I'm running out of funny ones. :(

Cox: I don't think you understand the predicament that you're in here. Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial. The kind that make men cheer and women...what is it that women do, Newbie?
J.D.: How the hell would I know?
J.D.'s Thoughts: They swoon!

Danni: I love 'The Fugitive'. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
J.D.: Harrison Ford, hands down.
The girls look at him.
J.D.: ...But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!
Carla: "Day"?

Kelso: Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our babymobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line -- if you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend.

Elliot [On the phone]: Yeah, I think I know this guy. Is he a cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him around and looking at him like he's in love?
J.D.: [To Turk] You would make a pretty girl.
Mr. Keck: Yeah.

Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?

Kelso: [On the phone] Darling, I wanna say something. For the past 25 years, we've been going through the motions -- once every couple of weeks we have sex, and then we have breakfast without saying a word. Well, tonight, I want you to put on a nice dress, because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years. ... I love you, too. [Hangs up]
Ted: That was beautiful, sir!
Kelso: Thanks, Ted. Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2007, 02:55:35 PM »
Ted: Sir, about Nurse Espinosa and Dr. Reid's suspensions, really there aren't any grounds to punish them for moonlighting, because they weren't working with people -- just animals.
Kelso: "Just animals"? Oh, please, this dog is smarter than most people. He's definitely smarter than you.
Ted: Sir, I don't think--
Kelso: Baxter, sit![dog sits] Ted, sit. [Ted sits]
Carla: Ted, you don't have to-
Ted: Shut up. I can win this!
Kelso: Baxter, speak. [dog barks]
Kelso: Ted, speak.
Ted: Hellooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter, left foot. [dog raises left paw]
Kelso: Ted, left hand. [Ted raises right hand]
Elliot: Left hand, Ted.
Ted: Hellooooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter wins. He gets the desk.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2007, 03:03:31 PM by Ted/dy »
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2007, 03:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Ted/dy on February 08, 2007, 02:55:35 PM
Ted: Sir, about Nurse Espinosa and Dr. Reid's suspensions, really there aren't any grounds to punish them for moonlighting, because they weren't working with people -- just animals.
Kelso: "Just animals"? Oh, please, this dog is smarter than most people. He's definitely smarter than you.
Ted: Sir, I don't think--
Kelso: Baxter, sit![dog sits] Ted, sit. [Ted sits]
Carla: Ted, you don't have to-
Ted: Shut up. I can win this!
Kelso: Baxter, speak. [dog barks]
Kelso: Ted, speak.
Ted: Hellooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter, left foot. [dog raises left paw]
Kelso: Ted, left hand. [Ted raises right hand]
Elliot: Left hand, Ted.
Lawyer: Hellooooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter wins. He gets the desk.

LMAO. Ted is too stupid ;D
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2007, 03:05:50 PM »
Quote from: K.Dub on February 08, 2007, 03:00:19 PM
LMAO. Ted is too stupid ;D
Well I'm not half as stupid as you. >:( >:( >:(













 ;D
« Last Edit: February 08, 2007, 03:08:16 PM by Ted/dy »
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2007, 03:07:08 PM »
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2007, 04:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Ted/dy on February 08, 2007, 02:45:17 PM

Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?



ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2007, 10:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Timbo the king on February 08, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: Ted/dy on February 08, 2007, 02:45:17 PM

Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?



ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.

Hahaha :D
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2007, 10:30:44 PM »
Quote from: Timbo the king on February 08, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: Ted/dy on February 08, 2007, 02:45:17 PM

Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?



ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.
Correct. The episode is "My Jiggely Ball". Definatly one of my top 5 episodes.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2007, 07:09:33 AM »
Finally! the torrent is downloaded :D
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2007, 11:04:10 AM »
Quote from: blueberry on February 06, 2007, 12:14:14 PM
i'd have to say dr cox and jd

i agree with you, and turk is pretty funny too
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2007, 02:06:34 PM »
i voted for JD but really I think whats so great about the show is how well they all work togethar and off of eachother so it's hard to pick one. I love the supporting characters though...the todd with his high fives and enuendos always have me rollin. teds band cracks me up too..."oh thats old news baby, were primetime now." They're acctually good haha.

But yeah have you guys noticed that Turk sings and or dances in just about everysingle episode...ive been watchin the reruns at 1130 to 1230 all year and i swear to god ive seen maybe 2 where he hasnt.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2007, 02:17:24 PM »
Quote from: ac1386 on February 09, 2007, 02:06:34 PM
But yeah have you guys noticed that Turk sings and or dances in just about everysingle episode...ive been watchin the reruns at 1130 to 1230 all year and i swear to god ive seen maybe 2 where he hasnt.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2007, 09:45:22 AM »
Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.
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Re: Funniest Character on Scrubs
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2007, 10:15:07 AM »
Quote from: Timbo the king on February 10, 2007, 09:45:22 AM
Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.

Sup playa.
You know I'm Norwegian, and we're waaaay behind schedule in terms of the seasons when it comes to american tv series.
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