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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2002, 07:28:50 PM »
security.  
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2002, 07:31:09 PM »
LOL.....its funny how i stumped some1 like 8 yrs older than me.........


cmon Trauma jus say u cant answer it!
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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2002, 07:56:22 PM »
My keyboard doesn't have a Square root key, so I can't properly show you the quadratic formula written out long on here.  I really want to, but without showing  you that I actually USED the Quadratic formula, I can't justify just blurting out the answer, that is so evident in my mind.  I mean, it's sad, because it only took me 16 seconds to complete the problem using the Quadratic formula, but I'm unable to transfer my notes to the screen, because I don't have a square root key to accurately draw the graph.  It's sad, i'm hindered by my technological limitations.  
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2002, 08:18:37 PM »
OK.. how come my dad told me babies come from K-mart???

Why can't the Raiders make it too the Super Bowl???

Why does my dad tell me, My meaning of life is to make him Tacos???

Why can't Motto get a job???

Why does M dogg hate Now_I_Know more then Motto???

Why is Motto in love with Sub Z???
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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2002, 08:31:00 PM »
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OK.. how come my dad told me babies come from K-mart???

Why can't the Raiders make it too the Super Bowl???

Why does my dad tell me, My meaning of life is to make him Tacos???

Why can't Motto get a job???

Why does M dogg hate Now_I_Know more then Motto???

Why is Motto in love with Sub Z???


1. Your dad doesn't know what he's talkin about, because he can't stand his little girl sleepin' with somebody, so he doesn't wanna discuss sex with you.

2. Because the Raiders have this dude named Hutch that works for them, in the lockerroom.  Hutch has a problem, he's a homosexual.  But because of affirmative action, he has to work there.  Anyways, all the Raiders are afraid to practice, because everytime they show up, this guy Hutch is walkin around pinchin' their ass and things, and they get really nervous and paranoid, so they don't show up for practice, and you know what that means...they suck.

3. Because he's looking for a way to say I love you, but now that you make tacos, he can go on and on about your tacos, without having to be a wimp and say he loves you.  Instead, he loves something you do.  

4. Because he's imaginary, and you like the idea of him being a free spirit, since you've had at least 1 job for years now.  Sometimes 2, sometimes 3.  

5. Because M Dogg knows Motto is fake, and it's part of you, so he has to love him.  Now_I_Know comes off sometimes as a prick, and says harsh things, so M Dogg finds it easy to hate him.  

6. Motto's in love with Sub Z because you are. Next.
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MidnightPills

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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2002, 08:41:40 PM »
ok... why do you reffer to Motto as a He... when it is an "it" ???
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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2002, 08:45:32 PM »
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ok... why do you reffer to Motto as a He... when it is an "it" ???


Because you accidentally gave him a masculine name.  
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2002, 09:02:45 PM »
Why does Motto refuse to me House Broken and continues to make messes on the carpet???
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2002, 09:04:37 PM »
oh yes... are you going to start dressing like a Great wise man.. with the beard and all?? Pillows... and a MooMoo type dress.. thats real raggity???
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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2002, 09:07:37 PM »
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Why does Motto refuse to me House Broken and continues to make messes on the carpet???


That's in your mind.
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Trauma-san

Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2002, 09:07:59 PM »
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oh yes... are you going to start dressing like a Great wise man.. with the beard and all?? Pillows... and a MooMoo type dress.. thats real raggity???


No.  
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Tha_Reverend

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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2002, 09:11:31 PM »
Oh great Trauma,  Who the fuk is Motto?





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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2002, 09:17:55 PM »
Did Michael Jackson really touch boys where he wasn't suppose to and will he ever get his career back on track and take over pop once again.

???
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Tha_Reverend

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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2002, 09:23:04 PM »
^^^^ooohhh Trauma is going to kill you for that.^^^





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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2002, 09:34:03 PM »
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^^^^ooohhh Trauma is going to kill you for that.^^^


He won't kill me, Im the 2nd biggest MJ fan on the board
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(Hopes to god Trauma doesn't thrash me and remembers all the Mike questions i use to harrass him with)
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