It's May 14, 2024, 06:54:23 PM
I sit and hope that I've put enough toilet paper down in the dropzone so that the chocolate paratroopers don't splash pissy water on me. Then I wipe, flush and salute.
Read shampoo bottle labels, soap dispenser labels... pretty much anything taht you can read. hahah.
i smoke a cigarette, read the newspaper, play with my lil bro's gameboy, shit like that, sometimes i watch porn mags. When i'm done i always look what the job looks like and if it's nice i take a pic and post it on ratemypoo.com
if i smell the poo then I am outta there,and I always have to spray when I get done......