It's May 21, 2024, 09:45:46 AM
6. The fan who works at Denny’s and complains about how much the players get paid ... then suggests he or she could do their job.Right, of course you could. Despite misconceptions that most players arrive in the NFL after proving themselves somewhere in college football, they actually get discovered as short-order cooks making Grand Slam breakfasts in Hoboken, NJ. Good point, run a post route and don’t come back.14. Guy who compares this game to his high-school game in New Mexico circa 1984.Yeah, sure. The approximately three base defenses and three pass plays (screen right, slant, screen left) your team ran in those days really offer an outstanding template for the Super Bowl. I’m surprised Bill Cowher didn’t request the game film.18. The foreign dude who is studying abroad and keeps saying, "American football is only the second most popular football in the world."Maybe so, but it’s the most popular football in this house and this country. Go have a strudel ... and take the metric system with you.19. Woman who parades her fat kid around the room and says, "When Tommy grows up he’s going to play football."Just because your kid is fat doesn’t mean he is going to play football. In fact, chances are, he’s just going to be fat. Please move him from in front of the television screen and tell him to put down the bowl of cheese-puffs.23. Woman who says something like, "I don’t understand why the Steelers have such ugly colors ... black and yellow, yuck."Because their primary market isn’t prissy broads drinking martinis at Super Bowl parties. Please be quiet.