Finally, Something Good About Being Old!

[Low Key]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalize on the growing number of retirees by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.

The "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above -- provided they can prove they are old enough.

"All clients need to do is show us some proof of age," said a spokesman for the brothel's managing director Armin Lobscheid. "A 'normal session' costs 50 euros with us -- and we're now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests."

"We don't earn as much money, but we're establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups," he added.

After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha decided earlier this month to offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m every day.

"There's been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer," the spokesman said. "Older folks are more active than you think."

The brothel's Web site is keen to stress this point.

"Life begins at 66!" it says in an advert for its "senior citizens afternoon" next to a picture of a motorcycle rider.

[gav09]

LOL!!! 50% discount in afternoon! Quality!

Wonder if they get an OAP card?!!!!!

[MANBEARPIG.]

hah this followed after the germans suck thread, the way i see it they are neutral now.

[Low Key]

hah this followed after the germans suck thread, the way i see it they are neutral now.

If you head to the Reuters website, most of the weird stories you read are about Germans. There was one I didn't post about some 40 year old guy karate kicking an 8 year old who fouled his son at a soccer game.

[QuietTruth]

What's up with you are your German articles?

 

[Low Key]

It ain't me. Those Germans are just crazy. They are taking over the media outlets with their half priced brothels and shit filled ATMs.

[QuietTruth]

LMAO!