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AlerG:
this is the thread where you post your views, thoughts and experiences with dog farts, whether good or bad.

one time we were taking my old dog to get a haircut and i think he knew where he was going cause that's the only time he really went in the car. so i think he was nervous and he farted a couple times and it was horrendous and then he shit on my sisters lap, it was fucken gross, peace.

Hittman:
He shitted on your sisters lap, argh that is disgusting.

Put me off my Wispa Gold.  :P

=[Euthanasia]=:
LMAO!! Ahhh, thats shit is hella funny. I know exactly what your saying though. My dawg has days when he farts & u jus' wanna flea the scene as quickly as poss  :o funniest thing is though he knows exactly what he's done cos as soon as I say "ppppaawwwww" he cowers off, probably sniggering 2 himself. It's good in a way though cos if it's you you can jus' blatently blame it on your dog, hehe.

AlerG:
that's true, this one time i had one of those hot farts that could clear a room and it was in front of my girlfriend, so i blamed it on my dog who was chillen on the couch next to us...i even said let's go somewhere else so she would really think it was the dog, if only he could talk, he would've said "real funny asshole, wait till you see what i leave on your pillow" , peace.

Doggystylin:
LMAO!!!!!

yeah my dog farts like crazy. and he alwasys comes up to me farts and just gets comfortable and lays down and farts again. and i cant stand smelling my dogs farts. THEY STINK SOOOOO BADDDD!!!!!!

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