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YOU KNOW YOU GHETTO...

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M Dogg™:
* When you get mad at people for not putting enough sugar in the Kool-Aid
* If your TV is busted, but you still got a Playstation 2 just for them sports games
* For them youngens, you still a virgin because your a good kid, but Head and Pie Eating are still done
* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area
* You family can't find away to move out of apartments, but they found a way to get free HBO
* Everytime you hear 2Pac's, You Wonder Way They Call You Bitch, you think it's a positive song
* Every girl you know talks loud enough to be heard the next city over
* Everything you do, fact or made up, is all over the neiborhood because muthaphukkaz talk to loud
* You cups are really them extra large cups from Burger King
* Your Frig. contains everything, but actual healthy food
* You local McDonald's has no job opennings. (you wouldn't believe it, but that's true in on of the McDonald's in Rialto)
* And finally, you let rouches live, because after a while, you just get tired of killing them.

R-CEE:
proud to b ghetto

at one time i had 3 caprice classics in my front yard,,,,,,one with a smashed front end,,,,i put rims on it anyway and pimped it,,,,,,had a system that almost cost as much as the car and the rims,,,,,paid twice as much for the system as the car,,,,,,people would look at it and  say,,"nice rims",,,loloh yeah,,,,it was the only one runnin at the time,,,so i had no choice but to drive it,,,,,,sittin on the porch everyday,,,,not workin,,,,hungry,,,,,blazin a blunt every half hour,,,an not passin either,,,,,,,i have 3 cars that run now,,any one costs more than all 3 i had a year ago.,,livin the good life,,,,still ghetto,,,,the only one in the neighborhood outside sittin on my car bumpin an drinkin beer everyday

Now_Im_Not_Banned:
If you wear panty hoes instead of shaving ya legs...

Doggystylin:
Im  gonna tell you the ones i actually do


*take  used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda

*have a tv in your room but it doesnt have any cable or anything and tell people it does

*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it

*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear

**Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin' and tell em to turn it up

**Wake up around 2:30 pm when you slept jus fine last nite

*Eat Cereal for dinner

*When there are more shopping carts* in your street than there are at the local store

* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area and try to get away

*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing


i took a lot of your guys stuff cause that what i actually do an now that i think about it , i do a lot of funny shit...

Cliftone_Santiago_909:


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damn, i must be the grimiest muthafucka here!
*sleepin on the floor
*use dirty dishes because there is no washing liquid
*leavin dog and cat piss on the carpet
*shave once a week because my razors blunt enough

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  Damn homeboy! alotta those weren't really ghetto... just a lil dirty! LMAO

  I dont know though..... maybe ghetto means something different where you're from

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