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Quote from: Don Jacob on July 30, 2001, 08:46:03 PMnaw i havn't...it ain't that i'm stubborn or nothin...it's that situation hasn't presented itself...i would if it was with a girl i knew well and was clean but she'd have to take care of that area like shave and shit...cuz if i wanted a BJ i know no girl would want no nasty dick so i'd take care of my shit if i wanted my shit blown so that girl better take care of her shitahhhh innocent lil jacob. now i have stories that would rival the lord of the rings trilogy
naw i havn't...it ain't that i'm stubborn or nothin...it's that situation hasn't presented itself...i would if it was with a girl i knew well and was clean but she'd have to take care of that area like shave and shit...cuz if i wanted a BJ i know no girl would want no nasty dick so i'd take care of my shit if i wanted my shit blown so that girl better take care of her shit
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submitted for your approval, by the midnight society. i call this one; "The tale of how i invented Thizz face".well there was this one FINE girl. she went to my cousins high school and he went out with her for a year or so. funny thing is she never let him fuck. i use to hear stories about it all the time. it was a miracle if she let him kiss her. i use to think to myself man i'd beat that shit up like a dead baby bird if i ever got the chance. lol. so anyways a few years fly by and i had JUUUST broke up with this one girl and you know i was feelin' a lil down and so i hit up the mall to scope the scene again. so, i run into her (my cuz's ex) in the mall. we get to yip yappin about the ex's and what have you and decide to go back to her pad and drink her room mates beer she left. so me having the best intentions of just getting drunk and going back home to jerk it, hears these words, " you wanna see my piercings?" i'm drunk and don't know any better so i'm like "sure, but i can already see your ears" and she laughs and takes off her shirt. bitch had breasts like a GODDESS with a stud in each nip, and before i know it we're makin' out sloppy drunk stylee and she's naked i'm naked and i'm gettin' that good Head . After a couple of minutes or so of doin' me up, she's all okay its my turn. now usually i don't really do it on girls i never busted with before but like i said she wa FUCKIN" FIIIIIIIIINE, so i said fuck it and began munchin on that carpet. as soon as i get down there all i can smell is this unGODLY oder cummin' out of her twat , and i think she farted too! i can't really describe the smell but i was tellin one of my homies when we went to morro bay one time and saw a dead Seal, " man this seal smells better than her puss" and that seal smelled like SHIT! anyways that worst part about this experiece didn't stop at me eating her out. it lasted a few more days. I have a goe-t and i always wondered why they called them flavor savers. i just figured it had something to do with food, naw fool that's because when you go down on a bithc and her twat smells like a skunk it lasts forever. maybe i would have forgotten the smell that night if i would have shaved, and after all i was really drunk. but , for a good three days i was walking around with a "THIZZ FACE" BEEEEEEFORE mac dre made it popular. so that's the story of how i invented thizz face.
^ That is discusting. This shit is nasty. I wouldn't suck my OWN dick, so not evennnnnnnnnnn would a kidd eat that shit. Ya'll is buggin'.And LMFAO at this thread, becuz LOL at Now_I_Know clownin' me constantly. Wat in the hellll.
im not a muthafuckin animalyou want your pussy ate baby find a nigga thats a cannibal
nah, i dont eat pussy, that shit sounds nasty.just like snoop says in one of his songs that he doesnt eat pussy and never will, does anyone know which song im talkin about?
lol at this topic!