Man Robs Bank.... Disguised as a Tree

[es-jay]

(WBZ) MANCHESTER, NH Police are looking for a man who attempted to disguise himself as a tree and rob a bank in Manchester, New Hampshire Saturday morning.

Police say the suspect used duct tape to attach tree branches onto his body as a form of camouflage. He then walked into the Citizens Bank on Elm Street and demanded money.

No one was hurt in the robbery and no weapons were used, according to police. The bank was closed and police cruisers blocked off the entrances to the bank as officials investigated the incident.

Aside from sporting tree branches, the suspect was also wearing a bluish-colored T-shirt, blue jeans and had thick glasses. He was about 5' 8" tall with a thin build and dark hair.

The tree robber was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.


source: http://wbztv.com/watercooler/local_story_188151230.html

[Chief]

crack is a helluva a drug... but it worked, lol.

[Bulldog - Your Not Gafflin Nobody]

The bank was closed and police cruisers blocked off the entrances to the bank as officials investigated the incident.

yea fair enough...

The tree robber was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.

.....but WHAT? ur telling me the police who had closed off the bank thought a tree was casually leaving the premises

[No Compute]

I'm going to stick up my banks local branch. Get the money and make sure nobody leaves, if they try I'll pun them down. The saps won't know what's hit them.

[QuietTruth]

I'm going to stick up my banks local branch. Get the money and make sure nobody leaves, if they try I'll pun them down. The saps won't know what's hit them.

LMAO

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Low Key]

I heard about this on the radio last night. Apparently he got caught after he tried to spend the money that was stained after the ink inside the bank bag exploded.

[es-jay]

I'm going to stick up my banks local branch. Get the money and make sure nobody leaves, if they try I'll pun them down. The saps won't know what's hit them.

LMAO

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LOL

LMAO

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-Dogg]

I'm going to stick up my banks local branch. Get the money and make sure nobody leaves, if they try I'll pun them down. The saps won't know what's hit them.

Alright, you got a grin outta me. +1.