Best Monologue in a Movie Ever

[Machiavelli]

this shit is classic...LMAO

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hZtq6R9Lb8A

"Attention, pussy shoppers, take advantage of our penny pussy sale. If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it."

"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister, we're slashin' pussy in half! Give us an offer on our best selection of pussy! This is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snappin pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naughahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. Come on you want pussy? Come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"


Oh! Heres comes a new flavor! Apple Pie pussy (after the girls comes in)

[weedhead]

your late cuzz,i already laced this topic fool.

[AnybodyKilla]

LMAO at blood pussy, HAHAHAHAAH, funny shit, what move is this from?

[weedhead]

dust till dawn

[reguLAtor]

From dusk til Dawn.  Script was by Tarantino.

Awesome lines in this movie but nowhere near the best monologue ever.

[~Lucien~]

the intro of apocalypse now (shit I'm still in Saigon)
and the taxi driver mirror scene... (travis bickle at his best)

[Teddy Roosevelt]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QRO3RJ9cYSo" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/QRO3RJ9cYSo</a>

[E-L-P]

That's A Dope Scene.

[Michael]

That's A Dope Scene.

QIA

i always liked the speech by sly stallone in rocky 6 about quittin 2 his son....cool as fuk