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gav09:
--- Quote from: es-jay on January 03, 2008, 04:15:37 AM ---BBC Quotes of 2007: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7147584.stm
some funny ones i picked out:
"There is a no-smoking policy in all parts of the Layer Road ground. Anyone who is caught smoking will be taken away, strapped to an electric chair and electrocuted until they are dead. Thank you."
Colchester announcer at half-time in the Leicester game.
"I'm not saying we shouldn't have a foreign manager, but I think he should definitely be English."
More words of wisdom from Merson.
John Motson: "Oh that's asking too much of Robben."
Mark Lawrenson: "That's asking too much of Batman, never mind Robben."
After a wayward pass by Didier Drogba in the FA Cup final.
"I'd compare him to the incomparable George Best."
David Pleat singing Cristiano Ronaldo's praises during Man Utd's win over Roma.
"And then Carlos Tevez, football's equivalent of a murderer out on bail, scores the goal that kept West Ham up and put us down."
Neil Warnock, not bitter at all, writes in his book "Made in Sheffield" (as reported in the Guardian).
Michael Owen: "I've worked my nuts off to get here."
Sky Sports interviewer: "How are you feeling now?"
Owen: "My groin is a bit sore."
No wonder really!
"Plenty of fancy dressers in today - cavemen, Batman, a load of blokes dressed up as npower girls. Oh look, there's a fella dressed in a fat suit and eating a butty...wait a minute, sorry, it's Jade Goody..."
Ben Dirs on live cricket website commentary for the BBC.
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Sum gr8 quotes there!
JMan:
--- Quote ---Bolton W. 0 - 1 Sheffield U.
Everton 0 - 1 Oldham Athletic
Blackburn R. 1 - 4 Coventry C
Huddersfield T. 2 - 1 Birmingham C.
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Ouch, 8)
K.Dub:
--- Quote from: It'Is-What-It'Is on January 05, 2008, 12:10:55 PM ---
--- Quote ---Bolton W. 0 - 1 Sheffield U.
Everton 0 - 1 Oldham Athletic
Blackburn R. 1 - 4 Coventry C
Huddersfield T. 2 - 1 Birmingham C.
--- End quote ---
Ouch, 8)
--- End quote ---
;D
Lil White Azz:
--- Quote from: K.Dub on January 05, 2008, 12:22:38 PM ---
--- Quote from: It'Is-What-It'Is on January 05, 2008, 12:10:55 PM ---
--- Quote ---Bolton W. 0 - 1 Sheffield U.
Everton 0 - 1 Oldham Athletic
Blackburn R. 1 - 4 Coventry C
Huddersfield T. 2 - 1 Birmingham C.
--- End quote ---
Ouch, 8)
--- End quote ---
;D
--- End quote ---
Daamn! Coventry seemed to be on fire in that match...
Adam Donnelly:
I hope the barcodes get beat today ;D
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