Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425

[Joseph Bonanno]

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone.

https://www.citizen-citizen.com/defaultsecure.aspx

[Sikotic™]

I hope a lethal dose of cyanide is also in those damn pills.

[MANBEARPIG.]

I hope a lethal dose of cyanide is also in those damn pills.

strychnine is much funnier.

"Strychnine causes muscular convulsions and eventually death through asphyxia or sheer exhaustion."

imagine you walk in a room with some shaking so hard they cant breathe?

yea, let it sink in.


all for glittery shit.

[ToOoOoN!!!]

useless shit,ppl are so fucking dumb these days

[Borat Sagdiyev]

That amazing.  Why a person would want to make a gold shit.  Maybe someone likes to make a purchase of glittery shit.  It may have a value to other cultures.  Like a hair from pubic region can be used to make a purchase in Kazakhstan.

[Sikotic™]

My shit does that naturally anyway.

[The Purple Champ]

i know whats going on my christmas list...