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Tha Most Disgusting Thing Just Happened at Work
CodeCaine:
--- Quote ---maces closeout city is home to all tha freaks, we have tha bearded lady who smells like eggs. We have both been workin at tha store for more than a year, she thinks my name is mike. We have this girl in higschool named sageline (sp), she pees on tha seat, u would of thought she would be toilet trained by now. Our obese (sp) ex-manager, who would criticize how every1 looks, especially fat women. her torso looked like an egg, a giant egg, wit short arms an legs. Did i mention she has a mullet. We have this kid marvin, who is a bit on tha slow side, a lady actually gave him a dollar cuz she felt sorry for him. Hes not retarded he is jus an idiot. We have me there. Our other assiasstant manager dan smells like shit. We have this fat bald guy named charles there, we call him chuckles, i dunno why, it jus poped in my head so we all started callin him that, he mumbles to himself an is always wearin a back pack, always. Our manager is a drug dealer. We have this kid named kane...um... i mean neil he as redneck as they get, an he is always high at work, in school, at home, it dont matter he'll blaze anywhere an swears he can quit anytime. Theres kevin who has lived in hicksville his whole life an tries to be as thuged out as possible, u almost feel bad for him
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yep its all true but im from north carolina but im not a redneck and i CAN quit ;D ...its like workin at a fuckin circus. lol..and we got this old manager who is comin back named joe who is abot 50 yrs old and hes bald and in the morning he puts on music about the revolution and runs laps around the aisles and he calls everyone bubby....
CodeCaine:
--- Quote ---Theres kevin who has lived in hicksville his whole life an tries to be as thuged out as possible, u almost feel bad for him
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hahahahahaha that shits soooo true....last week our manager who smells like shit wuz always makin commets about how black i am( he thinks its a joke, but i stepped to him once already >:( ) anyway that kid kevin got so mad and jealous that he yelled " JUST CUZ NEIL GREW UP IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD(back in NC) AND WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALL BLACK KIDS DOESNT MEAN HE'S BLACK" it wuz so funny how jealous he got over them being racist and callin me black when im white, he wishes they would say it about him ( although i dont know why).....ahhh man we got a million stories
Lil Jay:
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HBKid_Jr:
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hahahahahaha that shits soooo true....last week our manager who smells like shit wuz always makin commets about how black i am( he thinks its a joke, but i stepped to him once already >:( ) anyway that kid kevin got so mad and jealous that he yelled " JUST CUZ NEIL GREW UP IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD(back in NC) AND WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALL BLACK KIDS DOESNT MEAN HE'S BLACK" it wuz so funny how jealous he got over them being racist and callin me black when im white, he wishes they would say it about him ( although i dont know why).....ahhh man we got a million stories
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he is beyond jelious of both of us b/c of where we grew up, a lot of people, back in tha day i got clowned for it, now every1 is jelious
BossPlaya:
--- Quote ---maces closeout city is home to all tha freaks, we have tha bearded lady who smells like eggs. We have both been workin at tha store for more than a year, she thinks my name is mike. We have this girl in higschool named sageline (sp), she pees on tha seat, u would of thought she would be toilet trained by now. Our obese (sp) ex-manager, who would criticize how every1 looks, especially fat women. her torso looked like an egg, a giant egg, wit short arms an legs. Did i mention she has a mullet. We have this kid marvin, who is a bit on tha slow side, a lady actually gave him a dollar cuz she felt sorry for him. Hes not retarded he is jus an idiot. We have me there. Our other assiasstant manager dan smells like shit. We have this fat bald guy named charles there, we call him chuckles, i dunno why, it jus poped in my head so we all started callin him that, he mumbles to himself an is always wearin a back pack, always. Our manager is a drug dealer. We have this kid named kane...um... i mean neil he as redneck as they get, an he is always high at work, in school, at home, it dont matter he'll blaze anywhere an swears he can quit anytime. Theres kevin who has lived in hicksville his whole life an tries to be as thuged out as possible, u almost feel bad for him
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ROTFLMAO
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