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Elevz

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The unwritten laws of football
« on: June 09, 2008, 10:24:48 AM »
I'm pretty curious to hear if there's any "unofficial football laws" in Europe, besides the two I already know:

"Football is a game of two times forty-five minutes, and in the end the Germans win."

"The Italians can't win from you, but you can lose from them."

Shoot!
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Re: The unwritten laws of football
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 01:39:56 PM »
Norway will never qualify for a Euro Championship
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Re: The unwritten laws of football
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2008, 02:02:21 PM »
Don't blitz when you're up by at least 24.
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Elevz

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Re: The unwritten laws of football
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2008, 03:34:50 PM »
Quote from: It Takes Eleven on June 09, 2008, 10:24:48 AM
"The Italians can't win from you, but you can lose from them."
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Re: The unwritten laws of football
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2008, 03:41:18 PM »
Put someone there as a forwarder and make it some tutti frutti.
     -Johan Cruijff, 06-08-2008
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