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lol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me.
LOL I remember when NIK used to praise and give credit to Smush when he was a Laker but now that he isnt on the team NIK is singing a different tune. Typical NIK though.
From the Smush Parker department:Quotelol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me.http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/53932
At least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on.
Quote from: Styles1 on March 12, 2008, 05:21:29 PMAt least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on. ^LOL true, but damn. To find out it was Smush who was doing that? I know that had to be BEYOND embarassing.
Quote from: Mista Chill - Fly As I Wanna Be on March 12, 2008, 05:23:10 PMQuote from: Styles1 on March 12, 2008, 05:21:29 PMAt least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on. ^LOL true, but damn. To find out it was Smush who was doing that? I know that had to be BEYOND embarassing. finding "anybody" up in that room with the girl is embarassing... but at least he found out before marrying the broad that she was a lying ho. On another note... I can be found in Claudia Jordan's room tonight.
Ain't that Claudia Jordan, ole gril from Foxxhole Radio? Thats Jamie Foxx's jumpoff.
Quote from: Lunatic 63 on March 12, 2008, 01:09:13 PM^seriously, who the fuck is that chick ^Claudia Jordan from Deal or No Deal & Jamie Foxx's Foxxhole Radio on Sirius.
^seriously, who the fuck is that chick
Them cats were clowning the Smush/Clippers signing on Power 106 this morning. The Clippers org (and even the Heat before them) must've been sleeping under a rock while Smush was playing with the Lakers for them to do something like that.
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