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The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...

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AlerG:
ok here's how this goes, you gotta come up with the most clever and funny ways to tell us why your dick is so big, it can be something you heard from someone else or something you make up, ill get us started with 5:

1. my dick is so big it's in the other room right now mixing us drinks.
2. my dick is so big it has russel simmons on hold.
3. my dick is so big it has knee-caps.
4. my dick is so big that i could wear it as a neck tie but i'm too scared i'm gonna get a wood and choke myself to death.
5. my dick is so big that my dick has a dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

your turn, peace.

bLaDe:
my dick is so big, when i shove it up a bitches ass, she starts throwing up cum

LOL all i can think of now

 -{bLaDe}

ROCCY:
My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..

bLaDe:

--- Quote ---My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..
--- End quote ---


lol wtf, i jus spit a line like dat

 -{bLaDe}

ZILLA THA GOODFELLA:
My dick is so big when I shove down a bitch's throat, she says she aint ready 4 anal sex.......


My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?

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