Girls who burp/Fart infront of you? Normal or Nasty?

[Kill]

burp, ok, not desirable, but I can live with that if it doesn't happen over and over. Fart, hell no, but then I guess most guys wouldn't fart on a date either and if they do they're probably idiots

[Native_Joe99]

Girls don't burp or fart. If you see one doing so, it has a cock.

i've heard of that before, i always wondered if it was true or not..... 

i heard they dont poop either!

[smegma]

burp, ok, not desirable, but I can live with that if it doesn't happen over and over. Fart, hell no, but then I guess most guys wouldn't fart on a date either and if they do they're probably idiots

So I'm an idiot because I accidentally let them slip every now and then?

[J$crILLa]

LOL @ it has a cock

[Kill]

Girls don't burp or fart. If you see one doing so, it has a cock.

i've heard of that before, i always wondered if it was true or not..... 

i heard they dont poop either!

True. Only males have a digestive system.

burp, ok, not desirable, but I can live with that if it doesn't happen over and over. Fart, hell no, but then I guess most guys wouldn't fart on a date either and if they do they're probably idiots

So I'm an idiot because I accidentally let them slip every now and then?

Well, I meant you're an idiot if you just don't give a fuck (on a date), fart when you feel like and wonder why you have girls walk out on you. But I think I'd be pretty fucking embarrassed for letting them slip in the company of girls I'd like to get intimate with...they probably won't exactly find that to be a turn-on.

[Sikotic™]

Girls don't burp or fart. If you see one doing so, it has a cock.

i've heard of that before, i always wondered if it was true or not..... 

i heard they dont poop either!

True. Only males have a digestive system.

Yup. They gotta have room for when the stork magically places a baby in their wombs.

[Bedford Iz Active]

burp, ok, not desirable, but I can live with that if it doesn't happen over and over. Fart, hell no, but then I guess most guys wouldn't fart on a date either and if they do they're probably idiots

So I'm an idiot because I accidentally let them slip every now and then?

But on some real talk, did you actually let one or two slip out? What happened after that :S???

[Cheese]

get a wife... it happens... just like you piss with the door open after a while.

[Chief]

depends on the chick, you got some chicks that can burp/fart and g et away with it... i heard my girl burp twice EVER, i didnt know she could burp before i heard it, it was more of a sqeek too, never heard her fart though... hearing her burp was the greatest day of my life though i use that as ammo every time she tells me off for burping/farting, coz shit i'm like a walking gas bottle.

[Don Seer]

, coz shit i'm like a walking gas bottle.

haha me too sometimes...

shit my girl would never burp or fart near me.. she cant even use the loo with me around... haha

[Native_Joe99]

this one time i was talkin to this girl i jus met, and we was choppin it up, i made her laugh hella hard, and she ripped one. and she was like "you didnt hear that ok?"

i was like "Ya Rite!" held my nose and walked away.

[Kill]

^ lol that's a fucked up moment for her...if it just slips, I'm kinda sorry for the girl. Not that I'd be cool with that, but it's one of those could-happen-to-anyone moments, sucks to be her then. But any girl does that shit on purpose or thinks it's funny

Girls don't burp or fart. If you see one doing so, it has a cock.

i've heard of that before, i always wondered if it was true or not..... 

i heard they dont poop either!

True. Only males have a digestive system.

Yup. They gotta have room for when the stork magically places a baby in their wombs.

Yuppa, males have intestines for digestion, females have a womb for the stork. It's a wonderful world.

[Native_Joe99]

^ lol that's a fucked up moment for her...if it just slips, I'm kinda sorry for the girl. Not that I'd be cool with that, but it's one of those could-happen-to-anyone moments, sucks to be her then. But any girl does that shit on purpose or thinks it's funny

yeah i kno but still it was a huge turn off, i mean i get turned off thinking about it right now, 

[Bedford Iz Active]

^ lol that's a fucked up moment for her...if it just slips, I'm kinda sorry for the girl. Not that I'd be cool with that, but it's one of those could-happen-to-anyone moments, sucks to be her then. But any girl does that shit on purpose or thinks it's funny

yeah i kno but still it was a huge turn off, i mean i get turned off thinking about it right now, 

Lol you was turned on when yu entered this thread?  jkz jkz...

Sucks to be that chick though. Lol people just can't ignore that type of thing.

[Revan]

this one time i was talkin to this girl i jus met, and we was choppin it up, i made her laugh hella hard, and she ripped one. and she was like "you didnt hear that ok?"

i was like "Ya Rite!" held my nose and walked away.

Lol thats a funny moment. And thats pretty fucked off that u walked away from her tho lol.