It's May 13, 2024, 03:23:45 AM
...lunch and dinner. it was around brunch time so, "what the hel"l, doggy said to himself. Mdogg is now nuetered. but something magical happened, right when doggy's pit was going to swollow mdoggs wang chung whole, the dogg spit it out and ran off yelping. mdogg picked up his Teil and proclaimed at the top of his lungs "MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE ....I Mean MEXICAN!" (ninja turtles reference) "all those years of eating spicey shit has made me so toxic and spicey than not even man's best friend could deep thoat thizz dick!" about that time John bobett, whose ex wife lorena bobett had cut off his dick a decade or so back patted Mdogg on the back while he held his chorizo in his hand and said "I know the name of a real good doctor who could take care of that for you. here let me give you my card" Mdogg runs to the hospital in which the card refered to but as soon as he hit the corner of where the hospital was suppose to be at he came upon what seemed to be an old.........
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
....the beautiful sounds of mariah carey singing her new smash hit touch my body. his mind went into a trance and he began to fantasize about touching her body. Blood started to rush down there, and as it did blood started to spray out of his stump Kill Bill status. His mind quickly snapped back to as a puddle started to form on the cement and he.....
wow poor mdogg he's getting molested (literally and metaphorically) in this thread!