It's May 13, 2024, 02:38:05 AM
Suddenly nik wakes up.oh man another dream about Jaydc god he turns me on.nik looks over at roccy who gently moans and turns over to face nik.they stare in eachothers eyes,lost.they hear heavy breathing and both look sad as they know floydness is standind in the doorway.I want some food you faggots yells floydness.go to McDonald's.I want 23 sausage mcgriddles and some short stacks.now!nik and roccy change out of their laker pjs and into their laker outfits.nik kisses the life size poster of kobe on his wall and grabs his car keys.he hands the he drops the keys and bends over in front of roccy and giggles.floydness smacks nik in the head and tells him to hurry the fuck up as some mayonnaise falls off her chin onto her huge gut.nik and roccy get in the car and turn on some wham.Nik leans forward and starts blowing roccy while he drives.suddenly theirs a huge thud and they swerve to the side of the road.omg we hit someone yells roccy.they run out of the car to find the body of job.they both sigh in relief because its a nigga and their Jews so nobody will care.but then radiotube is walking down the street bumping the best rapper in the history of the world in his eyes,Rick Ross.he sees roccy and nik laughing over the body of job.he takes out his headphones and yells...
out of the corner of his eyes he sees a $1 bill on the side of the road and cant resist his jewish urges to pick it up. he cuts across three lanes and is almost t-boned by a bus. he rides up on the curb like a typical jew and picks up the dollar. while out of his car some ...
...what he finds out to be the first ever KKK gathering. All the neo-Nazi members of WCC got together and formed one big group to take down NIK. None could do it...Banana Boy tried with his dildo nun-chucks, but failed instantly. Plant brought his anal beads to strangle NIK with, but got it jacked by Mauzip. Muhfucka tried using his anti-depressants to drug NIK to death, but ended up finishing every last pill before he got to him. In the end, it was revealed that DOPE stood for Dorky Obsessed Pussies Emerge. The fact that each and every member of this crew was a raging homosexual with a lack of confidence within themselves made it incredibley easy for NIK to smash their skulls in one by one...the sounds of their skulls crushing resembled.............
Job high on crack walks into the funeral.everyone shakes their head.Jaydc offers job ten bucks to blow the corpse of plant for one last good send off.job agrees and proceeds to blow plant.sikotic aroused by the situation begins to jerk off when ag turns away to see...
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
chain reaction of puke. its like the scene in Stand By Me when Gordie is telling the pie eating story. in the midst of everyones linda blair impersonation, a....