Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...

[D-Stress]

Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre

Like Nas on the first track off God Son he says...

"Some niggaz fuck they enemies in the ass when they catch umm"

nas also said: "peace to all the girls who left pussy hair in my teeth" or something like that.dunno what track.

[MediumL]

That was the Dogg Pound here right on W-Balls
187.4 on your FM dial
You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all
DJ Suk T Nutts
Aiy, don't forget about my homeboy Eazy Dick in the jackoff hour
That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight
Right now we got some Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass
This one is called Tha Shiznit
You're about to go downtown bitch
Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits
That's 187.4 on your FM dial
If you're lickin that's, W-Balls
*static*
Everybody's got to hear the shit, on W-Balls, W-Balls, W-Balls

[K.Dub]

"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"

I don't see the humour

Maybe you would have to hear it to understand.  It's just funny because "Deep Cover" is supposed to be this hard core gangsta rap song, and Mos Def is talking about somebody like Puffy remixing it to make an R&B track and Mos sings it R&B style like "1-8-7"... You get it?  Like imagine deep cover as a love song remixed by Puffy... still don't get it?   ahhh nevermind, it's not funny when you have to explain.

Ofcourse I've heard the song

[D-Stress]

^ damn you have no sense of humor (no diss)

[Kill]

Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre

Like Nas on the first track off God Son he says...

"Some niggaz fuck they enemies in the ass when they catch umm"

yah, but that's not self-referential. The best lines are the ones accidentally coming straight from the depths of a closet.

"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss

[D-Stress]

"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss

lol thats fucked up!!

[WestCoasta]

Mac Dre has lots of funny lines...

[MontrealCity's Most]

"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss

lol thats fucked up!!

thats just wrong to write that in a rap

[J Bananas]

Cam'ron, Mac Dre, Suga Free all have so many hilarious lines it's not worth it to quote.

[Tay]

"My piece ain't spinnin', I ain't hardly Fifty, but I probably seen more coke than Bobby and Whitney" -Yukmouth off "American Dream"

That one came to mind, but there are so many, especially agree with Mac Dre and Cam'ron.

[Turf Hitta]

Mac Dre = King of funny lines

[Let's Get Down]

As wack as he is, Bizarre got some funny lines

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

This chick is clingin on to me, sobbin and sighin
Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin
But it's real and it's on and caps is gettin peeled
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield and
{*blam* AHH!} She got hit and now she's yellin {DON'T LEAVE ME!}
I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch believed me

-Kuniva

[kuruptDPG]

the guy on the chorus of brotha lynch's siccmade is so random

"Yeah, do ya wanna know what that Siccness is?
That Siccness is when ya hug ya mama and ya dick that whore...
All ya do is walkin' with ya baby's mama and she's suckin' ya sons
dick..."

even lynch

"I guess it gets real sick and eatin' bloody clit, the baby killa shit"

"I take my mouth off up that cog and trip
Cause eatin' dead pussy clit I make ya sick
But it's the Season so my reason is legit
I'm havin' fits, I dreamed of eatin' bloody pussy clit's since I was
six
I fiend for a dead pussy on dick, I gotta skits
Meanin' I don't give a shit about ya biyatch"

[Let's Get Down]

"Talkin' bout I switched, Now Snoop's dicc is smellin' like fat ass Daz' shit!" - Kurupt (No Vaseline Pt. 2)