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Does the pope shit in the woods?
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Evidence to the positive.
Evidence to the positive.

Does the pope shit in the woods? is a question that has puzzled philosophers, theologians, Alf Stuart and stoned bowling enthusiasts (Lebowski AKA Lawson Smith) for many centuries.

Although we can safely assume that if the pope were in the woods and had to take a shit, he probably would do it in the woods, the question as posed asks if the pope routinely shits in the woods, and that answer is probably not.

Conspiracy theorist Claude Tanstaafl theorizes that there is no pope, and hasn't been since 1987, when aliens, working with the Illuminati and the Trilateral Bilderbergers replaced the pope with a large smoked sausage with hands (to wave to the crowds). To date, this theory is accepted only by rocket scientists from the LA area and certain prominent nuts and fruits, but never ever vegetables.

Once, when a paparazzi took a picture of him playing with his willy in the Rose Garden, J2P2 bought the camera off him for 5m lira, and a few weeks later he thought he might as well use the camera and snapped a few pics in St Peters Square and an aide said "Nice cam your Popester, how much it cost?" and the big guy said 5m lira, and the aide said "Fork, somebody must have seen you coming!"

There are rumours that the pope (if any) did, in fact, shit in the woods at Woodstock in 1969 and Glastonbury in 1983 - It is rumoured that a young (lol) Morrissey was just starting to sing the opening lines to one of his older songs (the old ones , you know - the ones that people are allowed to think they are allowed to think are cool (lolx2)) and the Pope exulted an immense an ecclesiastic Biblical flood of excreta - putting to shame the fecal works of such great enemies of his as Beelzebub and Asmodeus.

Richard Attenborough does a mean rendition of Smoke on the Water in a Popes-Ass stylee , it is more of a prolonged and multi-tonal PAAAAAARP sound that a blunt Th' sound or Umlauted D.
[edit] Related questions

    * What About When The Pope Is Sick?

Sources in The Vatican have indicated that during periods of ill health, when the Pope is unable to visit the woods, he takes advantage of The Bedpan of the Holy See.

    * The most widely accepted answer to "Does the pope shit in the woods?" is "Yes, because he likes the sense of adventure and reminds him of his time in the Hitler Youth"

    * What color is it?
    * Did Jesus and/or Mothra shit in the woods?
    * And if he did shit in the woods and there was nobody there to hear it, did it make a sound like "THHHPPPPP!" or no sound at all?
    * You can prevent forest fires. You as in me. Wait, that's not a question. That's barely even relevant.
    * Public urination - mortal sin?
    * If the Pope shits in the woods, does anyone hear it fall?

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Does the pope shit in the woods?
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Evidence to the positive.
Evidence to the positive.

Does the pope shit in the woods? is a question that has puzzled philosophers, theologians, Alf Stuart and stoned bowling enthusiasts (Lebowski AKA Lawson Smith) for many centuries.

Although we can safely assume that if the pope were in the woods and had to take a shit, he probably would do it in the woods, the question as posed asks if the pope routinely shits in the woods, and that answer is probably not.

Conspiracy theorist Claude Tanstaafl theorizes that there is no pope, and hasn't been since 1987, when aliens, working with the Illuminati and the Trilateral Bilderbergers replaced the pope with a large smoked sausage with hands (to wave to the crowds). To date, this theory is accepted only by rocket scientists from the LA area and certain prominent nuts and fruits, but never ever vegetables.

Once, when a paparazzi took a picture of him playing with his willy in the Rose Garden, J2P2 bought the camera off him for 5m lira, and a few weeks later he thought he might as well use the camera and snapped a few pics in St Peters Square and an aide said "Nice cam your Popester, how much it cost?" and the big guy said 5m lira, and the aide said "Fork, somebody must have seen you coming!"

There are rumours that the pope (if any) did, in fact, shit in the woods at Woodstock in 1969 and Glastonbury in 1983 - It is rumoured that a young (lol) Morrissey was just starting to sing the opening lines to one of his older songs (the old ones , you know - the ones that people are allowed to think they are allowed to think are cool (lolx2)) and the Pope exulted an immense an ecclesiastic Biblical flood of excreta - putting to shame the fecal works of such great enemies of his as Beelzebub and Asmodeus.

Richard Attenborough does a mean rendition of Smoke on the Water in a Popes-Ass stylee , it is more of a prolonged and multi-tonal PAAAAAARP sound that a blunt Th' sound or Umlauted D.
[edit] Related questions

    * What About When The Pope Is Sick?

Sources in The Vatican have indicated that during periods of ill health, when the Pope is unable to visit the woods, he takes advantage of The Bedpan of the Holy See.

    * The most widely accepted answer to "Does the pope shit in the woods?" is "Yes, because he likes the sense of adventure and reminds him of his time in the Hitler Youth"

    * What color is it?
    * Did Jesus and/or Mothra shit in the woods?
    * And if he did shit in the woods and there was nobody there to hear it, did it make a sound like "THHHPPPPP!" or no sound at all?
    * You can prevent forest fires. You as in me. Wait, that's not a question. That's barely even relevant.
    * Public urination - mortal sin?
    * If the Pope shits in the woods, does anyone hear it fall?

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