Messages on the side of white vans

[KURUPTION-81]

You always see dirty white vans and some one has written some message on the back or side. Whats the best you have seen ?

Here are some predicatable ones

I wish my wife was this dirty

Also available in white

And for uk peeps , on the side of a marks and spencers van ................................... This is not just dirt this is M & S dirt.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Another extremely predictable one.

CLEAN ME!!!!

Days gone without cleaning:
76